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First of all, I' m日本語! Not 中国語! ちょっと日本語 I know. (You might have to click the To see full profile click here. Button to see the symbols.) ちょっと日本語話し I HATE VAMPIRES!!!!! THEY'RE STUPID! I HATE TWILIGHT AND EVERYTHING HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH VAMPIRES! Except my vampire-loving friends. I like them 'cause they're my friends. ^_^ I occasionally log of for a long time, because I have a lot of things to think about, not in the good way, like school work thinking...Like friends thinking, my life thinking...That kind of stuff. (I preform routine maintenance on my profile every now and then, if something is incorrect or out-of-date, I'll change it soon.) Call_Me_Skinner: ©ïňďè®ĶĭŤ=ÅшЁςơмė Hello, my name is Rose, Emono, Mytsukianoe. (Pronounced Mit-sue-key-ah-no) (for info not located in this users' profile, please add this user and find her, asking her constant questions until you get answers for them. Note, I will not answer ALL questions. :D ) I love all animals, especially cats, ravens, crows, mice, and spiders (I know a spider isn't an animal) I have a soft side, but push me the wrong way and you'll regret it. -.- My favorite colors are Purple and Black, and I have mood swings constantly. I judge people on their personality, not looks, not race, their personality. I don't have to see what you look like to fall in love with you or hate you. If I'm in a tree and I flick an acorn at you, it means I like you, it's a Florida tradition. :3 I am forgetful of many things, mostly with people. ^.^" I am a Neko, cute and tall, here ish my tail, here ish my paw, if you tip me over, I will meow and punch you in teh face, claw your eyes out and spit on you. ._. If you would like to be mentioned in my profile, please leave me a shout, tell me who you are, and I'll consider it. I add my friends automatically, so I'm only taking NON-FRIENDS into the profile of teh kitties! :O I love blades, especially my Wakizashi. ^///^ It can slice through a half-ruler sized piece of wood in one slice. It's my favorite blade. Don't be offended if I stab you in the heart with it, it's how I say hello to some people. ^///^ I am a graduated Purple belt in Taikwandoe, I can kick your ass if you piss me off and I meet you IRL. ^///^ Just in case you didn't know, the belt order is this: White belt, Yellow belt, green belt, blue belt, purple belt, Brown belt, Black belt, and Dragon belt (acquired only if you best the master. AKA, almost impossible. ^///^-- (This is the American system of Taikwandoe, as for the Korean system, I have no clue.) I got an A in politics, I can win 4/5 arguments, so don't think you can best me. Unless your smart, then I might have a problem :O My father is in the military, 32nd infantry, or Red Squad, as they call it. (Brooks City-Base) My mom is a stay at homer. ^.^ I work at the Texas Scarborough Renaissance Festival whenever it's here. Badger blades. ^.^ I'm the tall one showing you how to handle the swords, how much force they have, and how to clean them. ^.^ At Badger blades, our swords are made for hacking through shtuff, not actual combat. I LOVE teh Warrior cat series, I play WoW, (level 42 Human Rogue, spec: Sub, Realm: Fenris.) I love tower defense games, I love to read and write. Music is a MUST, and I love video games. I am very sensitive to all things, especially cats, say anything bad about cats and I'll rip your eyes out through your ass. Literally. I love cats to death and I have one of my own, her name is Cinderpelt, she is 2 years old, she is the best cat when it comes to behaving, she is curious and clumsy at times, and she isn't fixed. ( Pic of her at 7 months http://www.matchmypet.com/Upload/PetZone/Images/10881.jpg current age pic: http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/cats-dogs/black-cat-sand.jpg) I am Bi sexual, got a problem with that, go ahead, I just don't need to hear about it. ---- Also, to avoid confusion with Cinderwulf, my name is Kit, or Kitty. Call me Cinder, or anything else, and I'll kill you. Violently. ^.^ And Infested_Cherub, you hack me again, and I will place the worst possible punishment on you. -.- As some of you may know, Cinderpelt is the name of my favorite cat in the Warrior Cat series, so I'm writing a song for her. I you would like to contribute to the cause, please give me suggestions. If you would like to hear how the song is going, contact me and I'll send it to you. FYI, the tune of the song goes like "Anyway you want it"- Journey. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... My friends list!!!!! 1gnusrhus: This is the guy responsible for Wall Avoider, the game you've probably never heard of. Although he only has 1 level right now, he's working on more, and it looks promising, so I added him! BJBinty: The coolest MOD on Kongregate. Ever. (Besides Nerdrork101) Black_Cat13: Faic master! Black_Roze: Sure, we've had our troubles in the past, but now thats all behind us. She forgave me, but I think she's still a little wary about me, and I probably deserve it. I was cold to her and I apologize. T.T CatsCats: *Meow* Call_Me_Skinner: As stated by Skinner himself, ©ïňďè®ĶĭŤ=ÅшЁςơмė. This guy gets into trouble alot with MODS though. Cinderwulf: RAWRZ!!!! Thish ish mah buddy Cinder, he'sh teh reason I am confused with Cinder...'Cause he ish Cinder....Great...I confuzzled mahshelf.... Clora: She is my friend, she is shy, timid at times, but piss her off, and watch out! :O She doesn't hesitate to be noticed, and she's very fun to hang around with. Courtyard20: *Huggles Court and kisses him and doesn't let him go, if he has to breathe I loosen my grip, but thats it 'cause I lurves him* ^.^ Cloudy: My Japanese buddy! One of the few Asian people I've met on here. Cutexone: She hasn't been on for a while, so I can't say. DaxterX2: Whoever said to give someone another chance should listen! I had this guy muted for being a meanie to me, but I gave him another chance, and he'sh actually pretty nice. DictionarySays: She's been VERY naughty. Like, ALL the time. She is so much fun when it comes to fore-play, but she is a great friend none the less. Donmakemecry: Fellow Warrior Cat! :O Draconomicon: He hasn't been online yet... EdwinVanCleef: Leader of the Defias Brotherhood (Reference to WoW) Feith: Dictionarysays's GF, she is nice, but doesn't really care for much. Firepaw23 : I really want to meet her, she knows so much about the Warrior Cat series! Frop: Froppy!!!!! A new friend, but ish clever and funny. Fros: Clora's hyper side. She speaks weird words, but they actually mean something. Frost_Sabre: He ish teh funz to be around with! Hello_Cat: Cat lover. Idontcare11: He doesn't care. Joking. Impunity: I forgot. : / Iwannakissthesun: My closest friend since Emma stopped talking to me... Katie94: This is the girl responsible for making Dax on of my friends. ^.^ KatLuv: She is my real-life friend, Katie. She ish teh smartz and funneh, and she can figure out a lot of stuff that confuzes meh. Kittenrocs: She's a little TOO hyper, and always ish AFK for like, 8 hours, and actually AT her keyboard for 5 minutes. >_> Koolfoo3: Great, she ishn't with shadow anymore and I have to redo this whole section of the profile... Kuroinu23: Kurochan! Neko9Neko's little brother! LilLaria: The sprite, as referred to by Emma. This is Emma's friend, she's feisty and hates Wolvie and Xbox like me! :D Lostmyfangs: (See Iwannakissthesun.) Majoir1: Ish too lazy to put something here right noa. Marcelcharlotte: I don't know much about her. Marionette_Love: She's just going through alot in her life guys, so don't get pissed off at her, please. Give her a chance. Midnight_Black: She loves to RP. I mean LOVES to. She never stops, but that's a good thing! 'Cause I like to RP too. Mimeko: A true cat lover, she will stick up for all cats, young, old, sick, strong, angry, happy, you name it, she'll love it. ^.^ Nerdrock101: One of my coolest friends right now! Ninja85: Twiztedjoker_666's GF. She ish smart and funny. Ohsnap22: He doesn't talk much, but when he does, god does he talk! Most of his words are incredibly brilliant! RaidJTC: NerdRock101's boyfriend, he can fight to the death for something he believes in. Shadowhound: (Forgive me for doing this, I HATE people who talk like this) Yo! What up, dawg? Thish be mah peep, Shadowz! He's cool. Cool as ice. Shadowman712: He's ish my stalker. Seriously. This guy ish in every room I am, but none the less, he ish cool and funny. Shifter12: Random time! :O Purple, banana, school bus, left, keyboard, flashlight, kitty kat, pencil, orange, jacket, square and a box! :O Sweetgirl: She's cool. Techline: I used to HATE him, but one day I was bored and unmuted him, he said some pretty intelligent things! He's a really nice kid if you get to know him. TekkenTaylor: I thought for a while he liked me, and that kinda scared me, but turns out he wash getting a girl for his friend. >.> Tendrop: I used to think of him as a troll, but hes pretty cool. ^.^ The_Storyteller: Emma's BF, who hasn't been on for god knows how long. Twiztedjoker_666: Ninja85's BF. He can be rude at times. WinterFox1990: This guy ish like....God or sumthing! :O Xbox360uk: I like to torture him 'cause it's fun. He can be snotty and offensive at times, and he wonders why I mute him. >_> Yaykitties: A cat lover. Zabuza13: This guy knows ALOT about Japan! :O I just HAD to friend him. ^.^ Zile98: This kid wanted me to add him, then hasn't logged on at all. STORY TIME YAAAAAAAAAAAY (THESE ARE NOT MY STORIES!!! I GET NO CREDIT!!!) The morning for ThunderClan had started like any other. The birds were singing, bees were buzzing, and ThunderClan’s kits were in the nursery chugging down Monster energy drinks by the gallon. Yup, it was just a normal, run-of -the-mill, hum-ding, day. Until now. Firestar: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Leafpool: (Rushes into Firestar’s den wearing a nurse outfit and carrying a first-aid kit) Firestar! What’s wrong? Are you ulcers acting up again? Firestar: (Shakes head) Leafpool...my favorite daughter... Squirrelflight: (From somewhere outside) Hey! Firestar: (Ignores Squirrelflight) We’re out of jellybeans! Leafpool: No! Firestar, you’ll be fine! Drink a can of Monster while I get you some more! Firestar: No, Leafpool. I can hear StarClan calling me. Just remember, I don’t like WindClan because they took my Ipod and broke it. That makes them responsible for the jellybean famine. You’ll be in charge of our assault against WindClan. Good luck, my daughter. An elevator appears out of nowhere. Firestar hops into it and the elevator takes off into the sky. Leafpool: *Sobbing* You will be avenged Firestar! You will be avenged! Leafpool’s voice sounds over an intercom. Leafpool: All ThunderClan outside! This is an emergency! ThunderClan rushed around to stand at attention. They knew whenever Leafpool rarely made an announcement over the intercom. It meant bad news. The last time she had made an announcement, Dancing with the Stars had been put on delay because of some technical glitch. No one was really sure how they survived those dark times. Suddenly, a patriotic theme began playing and a military jeep rolled into the middle of camp. Leafpool stepped out wearing an army helmet, cameo uniform, and shiny black boots. Leafpool: Okay everybody! This is war! Our leader Firestar has been taken out by a jellybean famine! The culprits, WindClan! I am in charge of whipping you sorry lot into shape! For the next few weeks, your tails belong to me! I’m going to make sure you wish you were never born! Berrytail: (Sarcastically) This is going to be fun. Leafpool: (Pulls a whip from her belt and whips Berrytail) Berrytail: Ow! What was that for? Leafpool: (Whips Berrytail again) The only words I want to hear out of your mouth are “Yes Ma’am” “No Ma’am” and “How Ma’am.” Have you got that? Berrytail: Yes Ma’am! I understand Ma’am! Leafpool: (Whips Berrytail one more time) Okay, everybody go to the medicine den and get some fitting uniforms! Meet me back here at 0900 hours! Everybody scrambles to the medicine den. Mousefur: (To Longtail) I remember the last we went into combat. ShadowClan had stolen Bluestar’s medication and we had to get it back. Longtail: (Shudders) I’m glad we have Leafpool in charge. She has a better head on her shoulders then Bluestar. Leafpool: Don’t touch my dust bunny collection while you’re in there! Mousefur: (Trying on a uniform) Maybe not. (Everybody has put on uniforms that consist of black boots, army helmets, and cameo clothing) Leafpool: Everybody line up at attention! (Everybody stands straight) Leafpool: You call this proper attention? (Whips Daisy) Feet together! (Whips Hollyleaf) Tail down! (Whips Graystripe) Head up! Berrytail: She’s lost her mind! Leafpool: (Whips Berrytail several times) Keep your mouth shut soldier! Now everybody, report to the training hollow now! (Cracks whip) (Everybody runs by as fast as they can while screaming) Leafpool and her troops had arrived at the training hollow. There were rope ladders, tire swings, plank bridges, and just about anything you can imagine, all leading up to the top of a large wooden pole in the center of the clearing. The pole had a rusty metal bell sitting at the top. Leafpool: (Cracks whip) Everybody to the top of the pole and ring the bell now! I don’t care how you get there, just do it! First three cats to the top of the pole get a seafood platter appetizer, spaghetti and meatballs for a main course , and a triple fudge ice cream sundae for desert! Also, they get a cot with pillows and blankets to sleep on and will get out of training tomorrow. Everybody: (Cheering and looking excited) Leafpool: (Holds up a paw for silence) But as there are winners, there must be losers. Losers get a quart of water, nothing else. They get one blanket for their wooden bunk, you’ll get nothing else. Everybody: (Looks worried now) Leafpool: (Blows a whistle) Go soldiers, go! Jayfeather leaped up and dug his claws into the rough wood. The tom had taken off his boots so he would have a better grip. He had decided the best way was to balance on a plank halfway up then to climb up a rope bridge the rest of the way. Progress was slow but sure, others weren’t so lucky. Whitewing: (Balancing on a narrow rope) This is easy! (Loses her balance and plummets back to earth) THUD! Jayfeather: (Cringes then calls out weakly) Watch your step, it’s slippery! Graystripe: (Almost to the bell, a tire swings out of nowhere and smashes in the side of his skull. Graystripe quickly plummets to the ground.) Leafpool: Graystripe are you alright? Graystripe: Ooh, birdies! Hi birdies! (Paws at empty air) Leafpool: Let’s get him to the infirmary. He’ll be okay in a few days, and I think he’ll like his nurse. It took some considerable effort, but after a portion of time, Jayfeather was the first to reach the bell. Brightheart was the next to make it, dropping from above with the aid of a tree limb. To Jayfeather’s dismay, Cinderheart was beaten to the bell by Ashfur. Leafpool: (Looks at all the bloodied and bruised losers) What can I say? Sucks to be you guys right now. Oh, and remember how I said you’ll get nothing else besides the water? Hand over all your junk food. That’s part of your punishment. (Leafpool marches over to Berrytail) Berrytail: I don’t have anything! Leafpool: (Flips Berrytail over and shakes him several times. A huge pile of assorted junk food falls out.) Berrytail: No! Not my Snickers bars! Anything but those! The rest of the losers were soon “relived” of there junk food in a similar fashion. To Jayfeather’s surprise, Cinderheart actually didn’t have that much. Just a couple of small licorice sticks. After everybody wandered off to try to get some sleep on their wooden bunks, Jayfeather made his way over to Cinderheart. The she-cat looked close to tears. Jayfeather: Hey, Cinderheart. Leafpool will probably give me extra rations. Want to share? Cinderheart: (Sobs with joy.) Thank you so much Jayfeather! (Kisses Jayfeather on the cheek) Jayfeather: (Blushing fiercely) Well...yes...I (Continues to babble like a cretin.) Cinderheart: (Giggles and pulls Jayfeather off toward the mess hall) Leafpool: Daisy! Get over here now soldier! Daisy: (Salutes) Yes Leafpool! What can I do you for? Leafpool: (Whispers) I need you to go to Wal-Mart and get me more Expresso. If you're fast, there'll be something extra in it for you. Can you handle that? Daisy: (Salutes again) Yes Leafpool! You can count on me! (Runs off) Daisy: (Panting heavily) Finally! I’m here! Daisy had just arrived at Wal-Mart. Cars, shopping carts, and mischievous kits sneaking bites of candy were scattered all over the parking lot. Stepping through the automatic doors, an employee appeared. At first, Daisy failed to recognize the she-cat wearing a blue vest with “How may I help you?” inscribed on the back, but then it hit her. Daisy: Princess? What are you doing here? Princess: (Smiles politely) Hello Daisy! How are you? Daisy explained how ThunderClan was at war with WindClan and how she had been sent to get Leafpool more coffee. Daisy explained she had been working at Wal Mart part time, for her boyfriend had finally popped the question and they were trying to make enough money to buy a new house. Daisy: Who’s the lucky guy? Princess: S...Smudge. Daisy: (Eyes wide and mouth agape) Shut up! Omg! Princess: (Blushes) No, he asked me to marry him a few months ago. We’re going to have the ceremony at the end of summer. He works here as a pharmacist. Daisy: (Pulls out five dollars) Here, get yourself a drink on me! Princess: Thanks Daisy! You’ll find the coffee past the pharmacy and the music section, along the far wall. After bidding her farewell, Daisy made her way across Wal Mart. It wasn’t long before she came to an area with tall shelves with medicine and band-aids adorning them. In the middle of it all, a black and white tom with a clean white lab coat stood shaking his head at a large mess. It seemed someone had come along and knocked all the contents off the shelves. Daisy: Smudge! How are things with you and Princess? Smudge: (Turns around) Daisy! Things are going great! Daisy: What’s with the mess? Smudge: (Sighs and shakes his head again) Nightcloud is tearing this place apart trying to find Crowfeather. As if to prove his statement, Nightcloud suddenly came tearing around the corner covered in whipped cream and hot fudge. Nightcloud: (Screaming) Where’s Crowy? I want my Crowyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Two cats came around the corner then supporting a straight jacket between them. First cat: Nightcloud, if you want to see Crowy, you need to take these pretty pills first. Don’t you want your pretty pills? Nightcloud: I want Crowy! (Sees Mistyfoot looking at beauty products) Crowyyyyyyyy! Come here you sweet piece of tom! (Jumps Mistyfoot) Mistyfoot: Help! (The two cats with the straight jacket run over to subdue Nightcloud) Smudge: I better to see what I can do to help. You take care, alright Daisy? Daisy: See you soon Smudge! As Daisy continued on, the intercom made frequent calls warnings to shoppers about Nightcloud’s whereabouts so they could avoid her. Daisy soon arrived at the music section. CD’s of all kinds covered the shelves. Daisy walked over to where Leapordstar was trying out an iPod, nodding her head to the beat of the song. Daisy: What are you listening to Leapordstar? Leapordstar: It’s a great song! Listen for yourself! (Hands Daisy the headphones) And hearts are cold and there’s no hope that’s what we’re told and we can’t go back it won’t be the same forever changed Leapordstar: (Interrupts Daisy) The song is on sale too! Only a dollar! We come into this world and we are all the same and in that moment there’s no one to blame. Daisy: (Hands back the headphones) Thanks Leapordstar! Nightcloud: (Her voice comes over the intercom) Crowy? Are you there? I want to take your sweet body and /censored/. Daisy: (Blushing) See you later Leapordstar! Leapordstar: (Nods and goes back listening to music) It seemed to take forever, but Daisy finally arrived at the coffee aisle. Selecting a few brands and throwing them into a shopping basket, Daisy jumped as a nearby box began to shake. Crowfeather: (Pops his head out of the box) Is Nightcloud gone? Daisy: For now. Crowfeather: (Sighs in relief) I haven’t had any sleep for days trying to hide from her. (Jumps out of the box) Daisy: What have you heard of the Jellybean famine? Crowfeather: It wasn’t all of WindClan, just Nightcloud. She stole all the jellybeans from just about everybody. She seems to want to build a giant monument of me out of jellybeans, thinking it will draw me out into the open. Nightcloud: (Her voice sounds far away) Crowy? Where are you Crowy? Daisy: (Quickly pulls out five more dollars) You need a drink a lot more then I do. Good luck! Crowfeather: (Nods his thanks and jumps back in the box) Daisy: What a day, what a day. I’d better get back to camp. It’s getting dark and Leafpool will want her coffee. (Makes her way toward the checkout line) Daisy had just returned from Wal-Mart and was giving her report in Leafpool’s tent. After helping herself to a few of the tidbits in the shopping bags, she went to lie down in her own bunk. Darkness had fallen, and the she-cat made her way to Block C, where her living quarters had been assigned. Had she been listening more carefully as she walked, she would have heard music coming from under the ground. Cinderheart followed Jayfeather through the semi-darkness. Leafpool had just sent Daisy off to Wal-Mart, so Jayfeather said that Leafpool would be preoccupied for a little while. After sharing the rations Jayfeather had won in the challenge, Jayfeather and Cinderheart had snuck off. The medicine cat said he had a surprise for her. Following Jayfeather, they came to a small clearing where an old tree stump sat. Cinderheart: Um...Jayfeather? It’s just a tree stump. Jayfeather: (Smiles reassuringly) Don’t worry. You haven’t seen anything yet. (Knocks on the tree stump a few times.) (A moment of silence then...Squeak!) Cinderheart watched as the top of the stump swung open, revealing a passageway. Jayfeather: (Motions with his forepaw) After you? Cinderheart: (Slowly climbs down a small ladder until she reaches the ground floor.) (Her eyes go wide.) Cinderheart was currently standing in a vast hallway. Ivory pillars lined the sides while clean red carpet covered the ground floor. Jayfeather: (Just reaching the bottom of the ladder) Pretty cool huh? Cinderheart: How did you...? Jayfeather: This place belonged to Firestar a long time ago. He let me know about it before he passed on. You’re the only other one who knows about it. C’mon, I’ll show you around. The two padded down the hallway until they reached a large kitchen. It was very clean looking, with stainless steel appliances and tile floors. Jayfeather: Want some ice cream? Cinderheart: (Her face lights up even more) Is that a trick question? Jayfeather: (Walks over and opens a large freezer) (There’s about fifty different kinds of ice cream) (Walks over to a nearby cupboard and opens it to reveal every kind of topping you can imagine) Cinderheart: ... Jayfeather: Help yourself. After watching Cinderheart go at the ice cream like a pack of hungry sharks, Jayfeather made himself a sundae. The two felines sat back after their ice cream. Jayfeather: You still have some whipped cream on your face. Cinderheart: (Rubs at her face) Did I get it? Jayfeather: Nope. (Leans forward and licks some whipped cream off the tip of Cinderheart’s nose.) Cinderheart: (Blushes slightly) Jayfeather: Come on, I’ll show you the rest of the place. Jayfeather continued his tour of the underground mansion. Some other features included an arcade, a theater, a bowling alley, and an indoor dirt bike course. Coming to the end of a hallway, it forked off. The left fork went about twenty tail lengths before ending with a door on either side of it. Both doors were marked “Changing rooms.” The right fork ended with a door marked “Swimming pool and Hot tub.” Cinderheart: (Jumping up and down) Can we go swimming? Please? Jayfeather: Sure. Your changing room is on the left side. They’ll be several brands of swimming suits for you to choose from. I’ll meet you back out here. (Goes through the door on the right side.) Upon entering her door, Cinderheart was greeted with more wonder. The far wall contained several large baskets for keeping personal possessions. The other wall had a hallway leading to showers and a steam room. Cinderheart walked to a large rack in the middle of the room which contained a number of swimsuits. Cinderheart: (Pulls out a very skimpy two-piece swimsuit. Blushes and puts it back.) Not today. I don’t want Jayfeather to pass out while he’s swimming or anything. Cinderheart got a laugh from the picture that appeared in her mind. Finally deciding on a camo one-piece swimsuit, Cinderheart changed and placed her military gear in a basket. Wrapping a towel around her shoulders, she stepped out to meet Jayfeather. The tom was waiting for her, with a towel around his shoulders and wearing simple black shorts with a white paw print on one side. Jayfeather: (Lets out a low whistle) You look good. Very good. Cinderheart: (Motioning with her tail) Lead the way. As Jayfeather went first down the hallway, Cinderheart could not help staring after him. Cinderheart: (Thinking) He looks...really hot...in a swim suit. The swimming pool was very large. Many tail lengths long with a hot tub at the far side. Jayfeather: (Sets his towel down on a beach chair. Then kicks a nearby beach ball into the pool.) Cinderheart: (Drops her towel) I’ll race you to it! (Springs into the pool without waiting for him to reply.) Jayfeather: No fair! (Goes in after her.) After a lot of swimming, the two cats finally climbed out of the water. Wrapping up in towels, they curled up next to each other on a beach chair and listened to Jayfeather’s iPod. Sharing a pair of head phones, Cinderheart leaned back and listened to the song. I walk alone I walk alone I walk a- My shadow’s the only one that walks beside me My shadow’s heart’s the only thing that’s beating Sometimes I wish someone up there will find me ‘Till then I walk alone. After a little while, Jayfeather broke the music filled silence. Jayfeather: It’s getting late. We should probably get some sleep. The two cats followed the hallway back to the dressing rooms. Entering hers, Cinderheart made her way to the showers. Shedding her swimsuit, she turned on a shower and let the warm water run slowly through her fur. After scrubbing with some lavender soap, Cinderheart stepped out and walked back to were she kept her clothes. Drying throughly, she reached for her uniform, then paused. A smile crept across her face as she got a very naughty idea. Wrapping herself in a towel, she stepped outside and hid around the corner. It wasn’t long before she heard her target enter the hallway. Jayfeather: Cinderheart? Are you almost ready? Cinderheart: Looking for me? To say Jayfeather was surprised to see Cinderheart come around the corner in nothing but a towel would be an understatement. What Jayfeather wasn’t prepared for was the fact that Cinderheart gently released her grip, allowing the towel to unfold and drop to the floor. Everything was silent for a moment, then Jayfeather moved backward toward his dressing room, his wide eyes still glued to Cinderheart’s body. When he had gone, Cinderheart slung her towel over her shoulder, not making any attempt to cover herself, and moved back into her dressing room. She thought about going into Jayfeather’s dressing room, the look on his face in the hallway had been priceless. But Cinderheart decided not to make the nosebleed Jayfeather was undoubtedly having any worse. Putting on a comfortable silk robe and slippers, she made her way back into the hallway. Just as expected, there was Jayfeather holding a bloody tissue to his nose. He blushed terribly when Cinderheart. Cinderheart: (Kisses Jayfeather’s cheek) I just wanted to thank you Jayfeather. You showed me this wonderful place, so I let you see me naked. Can we explore a little more before we go to sleep? Jayfeather: Sure! (Follows Cinderheart, still trying to stop his nosebleed.) Cinderheart emerged from the tunnel into the pale morning sunlight. Touching noses with Jayfeather in farewell, she watched the tom move off toward camp. Jayfeather had been such a gentleman, giving her a large master bedroom to stay the night in. As she picked her way through the bushes, she ran into Honeyfern. Cinderheart: Honeyfern, what are you doing? Honeyfern: (Motions to a large bag of trash she’s hauling across the ground) Leafpool’s on the warpath. She caught me with a bag of marshmallows and sentenced me to trash duty. Cinderheart: That’s not so bad. The dumpster only past that oak tree over there. Honeyfern: And Leafpool made sure the dumpster was taken away to be emptied. The closest one is near Moonpool. Cinderheart: Ouch. Honeyfern: (Looks eager) So tell me, where did you go with Jayfeather? I saw you two sneaking away last night. Cinderheart told Honeyfern about the previous night’s events. The only thing she left out was the location to Jayfeather’s mansion. Honeyfern didn’t seem to mind. Honeyfern: He saw you naked?!? So how did it go? (Raises her eyebrows suggestively) You get a little action last night? Cinderheart: (Blushing beet red) No! Nothing like that! He’s a real gentleman though, I kid you not. After some more talking, Honeyfern came up with an idea. Cinderheart was reluctant at first, but the more the other she-cat talked, the more she liked the sound of it. Honeyfern: There’s a good place over near ShadowClan territory. Follow the twoleg path for a few minutes, you can’t miss it. Bidding Honeyfern farewell, Cinderheart made her way through ThunderClan territory. It didn’t take her long to find the twoleg path, and soon she reached her destination. Yellowfang’s tattoo parlor. Entering the small building with caution, Cinderheart took in her surroundings. There was awaiting area several couches covered with old looking magazines, several tables for the cats to lay while they had their tattoos done, and the walls were completely covered with designs and patterns for body art. Yellowfang was sitting on an old armchair, you could see the tattoos she had through her fur, they appeared to be covering her whole body. Blackstar lay nearby, talking on and on. Blackstar: You look at YouTube, Deviantart, . How come my clan are always the bad guys? We like to dress up as fairy princesses as much as anyone else, but the tabloids have been all over us lately! (Gets up and walks over to Cinderheart) (Talks in a baby voice) You don’t think ShadowClan are bad guys, do you little girl? Cinderheart: O_O Yellowfang: (Gets up from where she’s reading a magazine and smoking a cigarette) Blackstar, get out of here! You’re scaring all my customers away! Blackstar: Fine! I’m going! (Yellowfang shoves him out the door) Yellowfang: (Grinds out her cigarette in an ash tray and massages her temples with her forepaws) That idiot will be the death of me yet. Cinderheart: Thanks for getting rid of him! Yellowfang: No problem. What can Aunt Yellowfang do for you, Sweety? Cinderheart explained how she wanted a tattoo. Yellowfang: You got a boyfriend or something? Cinderheart: (Looks down at her paws) Well...um... Yellowfang: (Grins widely) Well then, your tattoo is on the house. I remember getting by first one when Raggedstar and I starting dating. But there I go again! Rambling on and on! (Gets out a pen and some paper and sits back down in her chair) (Motions to the chair across from her) Sit down! Cinderheart: Thanks Yellowfang! This is how I want my tattoo... Honeyfern sat waiting for Cinderheart. She knew it wouldn’t be long before Cinderheart got back. After a while, she did. Honeyfern: Did you get it? Cinderheart: (Looking sheepish) Well...yes! Honeyfern: Good! Now, all we have to do is give that boyfriend of yours a little tease. (Hands Cinderheart a paper bag) Change into this, and I’ll take your picture! We’ll give it to Jayfeather later! Hollyleaf stomped across the camp clearing. Cats were still harboring junk food, video games, and such like! It was an outrage! Hollyleaf: (Muttering under her breath) They shouldn’t be having fun! They should be studying the warrior code! (Hollyleaf stomps up to where a kit sat reading a book) Hollyleaf: What have you got there? Amberkit: Nothing! (Tries to hide the book behind his back) Hollyleaf: (Snatches the book from him) Animorphs; The Invasion?!? (Rips the book in half) Amberkit: No! That was my favorite copy! (Looks ready to burst into tears) Hollyleaf: How would you like to read a much better book? (Hands Amberkit another book) Amberkit: (Reading aloud) The Best Part of the Warrior Code and how to Obey it? Hollyleaf: See? Much better! Have fun! Amberkit: (Has a furious look in his eyes as he tries to put the ripped pages of his book back together) Hollyleaf marched across camp, her gaze flicking back and forth. She paused when she noticed Whitewing also reading a book. Hollyleaf: (Runs over to Whitewing) What are you reading?!? (Grabs her book away) Whitewing: No! Hollyleaf don’t! I beg you! Hollyleaf: (Looks at the cover) Breaking Dawn? Seriously Whitewing! How can you read this? So infantile! (Pulls out a lighter) Whitewing: (Her voice dangerously low) If you touch that book... Hollyleaf: (Touches the flame to the pages. The book quickly burns to ashes) Whitewing: (Watches as Hollyleaf marches off) (Twitches involuntarily) Jayfeather let out a yawn as he hauled himself to his feet. The nap had refreshed him, he was feeling a lot better. Jayfeather: (Notices something sticking out from under his helmet) (Pulls it out at looks at it) It was a photograph. A photograph of Cinderheart. It was a photograph of Cinderheart in a light purple almost see-through neglige. The she-cat was in a hunter’s crouch winking seductively at the camera. Her right hip was turned toward the camera revealing a tattoo. The tattoo was a gray cinder colored feather with “Jayfeather” winding around it in bright red letters. Jayfeather wasn’t sure how long he stood there, staring at the picture. But when he looked up, he realized two things. One, he was standing there having a major nosebleed while staring at Cinderheart’s photograph. Two, Hollyleaf, the biggest supporter of the warrior code, was walking towards him. Jayfeather: (Curses and stuffs the picture in the pocket of his uniform) (Pulls out a tissue and tries to stop his nosebleed) Hollyleaf: What are you doing? Jayfeather: Allergies. Hollyleaf: (Has an unbelieving look on her face) Your allergies give you nosebleeds? Jayfeather: Yes. Hollyleaf: (Glares at him and turns around) I’ve got my eye on you! Once his sister was lost to sight, Jayfeather turned and dove into the nearest tent. The medicine tent. Inside was beds for patients and various medical equipment. A radio was playing some quiet music I wanted you to know that I love the way you laugh I want to hold you high and steal your pain away. I keep your photograph I know it serves me well I want to hold you high and steal your pain The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight I wanna hold you high and steal your pain. Graystripe was sitting nearby with a bandage wrapped around the top of his skull. Holes had been cut into it for his ears. Jayfeather: Graystripe! Feeling better? Graystripe: A lot better! I’ve got one of the best nurses in the world! Silverstream walked up then wearing a nurse’s outfit and carrying a clipboard. Silverstream: Jayfeather! Are you feeling okay? Jayfeather: I’m feeling fine Silverstream. Just came in here to hide while my sister is on the warpath. Graystripe: (To Silverstream) How’s our other “Patient” doing? Silverstream: Oh, she’ll have to be there until she calms down I’m afraid. Jayfeather looked behind Silverstream to see Millie strapped down to a bed while gagged. The she-cat was struggling like mad against her restraints while trying to scream around her gag. Millie: Veave vy voyfriend valone! Vour voomed vhen I get vout of her vou vitch! Jayfeather: (Nods to Graystripe and Silverstream) I had better be going! See you later! (Leaves the tent) The day was a gloomy one. The sky above the treetops was overcast and big raindrops were falling. A huge storm was on it’s way. Cats were dismissed from training, and were spending their day in the barracks sneaking candy and video games where they could. The apprentices had the good fortune of not having Hollyleaf or Leafpool patrolling nearby, so they decided to take advantage of the situation. Volepaw: (Playing Dance Dance Revolution alongside Falconpaw) This is great! Molepaw, can you pass me some of that iced coffee? Molepaw: (Throws Volepaw the coffee, not looking up from his game of Word of Warcraft.) Die! Die! All of you will die before the power of my Necromancer! Mwahahaha! Jayfeather made his way through the rain. Looking out from under the hood of his green poncho, he stepped through a clump of wet gorse and slogged on through the mud. Jayfeather: (Talking out loud, mimicking Leafpool) Jayfeather, the T.V. won’t work! Go fix the antenna! Do it now or you’ll be sorry! Blah! Blah! Blah! (Back to his normal voice) Why can’t leafpool fix her own antenna? Oh, that’s right, she’s too busy stuffing her face with chocolate bars! It wasn’t long before Jayfeather reached the antenna. Looking up at the tall metal structure, a thought clicked into Jayfeather’s mind. Jayfeather: (Thinking) I’m not going up there! The lightning will fry me! As if to prove his point, a jolt of lightning zapped the ground not a stone’s throw away. Turning around, the terrified tom dove into the shelter of a nearby bush. Jayfeather: (Panting hard with his fur fluffed out) Stupid lightning! Stupid antenna! Stupid Leafpool! There’s only one thing that could make this day better...although I probably won’t get it. A pair of paws suddenly covered his vision from behind. Cinderheart: Guess who? Jayfeather: (Turns around to see Cinderheart dressed in a light pink poncho) What are you doing here? Cinderheart: (Ignores the question) Did you get my picture? Jayfeather: (Blushing bright red) Yeah...Can I see your tattoo? Cinderheart: (Grins) You still owe me my fee for the photograph. Jayfeather: (Looks confused) And how am I supposed to-mpph! Jayfeather’s question was cut off as Cinderheart yanked him forward and kissed him hard on the lips. It was over before could register what happened. They stood panting hard for a minute, then Jayfeather broke the silence. Jayfeather: My turn! Laying side by side on the dry ground beneath the bush, they went at it again with more enthusiasm. Leafpool sat in her den glaring at the static on the T.V. Opening a candy bar, she bolted it down in hope that it would soothe her nerves. It didn’t help. Leafpool: (Putting on a cameo poncho) Hollyleaf! Get yourself in here! Hollyleaf: (Rushes in) Yes, Leafpool? What can I do for you? Leafpool: (Stomps over toward the door) Get your poncho on! We’re going to find that lazy tom and figure out what in the name of StarClan is keeping him! Before long, the two she-cats were making their way through the forest. Walking in silence, they tried to hear if Jayfeather was nearby. Even with enhanced cat hearing, they could barely hear themselves think over the downpour. Overhead, lightning ravaged the sky. Finally, they reached the antenna. Leafpool: (Walks over to where a switch is at the bottom of the antenna and flips it) There! That should clear up any static problems! Let’s get out of here! Hollyleaf: (Suddenly alert) Did you hear that? Leafpool: (Alert now) Hear what? Hollyleaf: Listen! Both she-cats listened hard as the rain came down. After a minute, they were able to detect something. Hollyleaf: Sounds like some kind of...moaning? Leafpool: Let’s see if we can find it. Both cats made their way over to a nearby bush where the sound seemed to be coming from. Leafpool: (Eyes wide, voice quiet) By the teeth of the dead! There lay Jayfeather and Cinderheart, passionately making out on the ground. The couple seemed to be oblivious to the world around them. Hollyleaf: (Her voice is loud) Traitors! How dare they break the warrior code! Leafpool: Quiet! Let’s get them up! It took a lot of effort, but they finally managed to separate Jayfeather and Cinderheart. The couple seemed to come to their senses as soon as they were pulled to their feet. It didn’t take an engineer to figure out how much trouble they were in. Hollyleaf: (Slaps Jayfeather hard across the face) Cinderheart: (Screeching) Don’t touch him! Leafpool: (To Hollyleaf) Get him out of here. You know where to take him. Hollyleaf: (Nods and drags Jayfeather away) Leafpool: Let’s go Cinderheart. Your getting off basically scot free. I’ll escort you back to camp. Cinderheart: (Tears streaming down her face) Hic-what? Why are you taking Jayfeather and not me? Leafpool: (Grabs Cinderheart and leads her in the direction of camp) Well, it’s a long story and I don’t want to bore you with the details, so you’ll just have to trust me. In the barracks, ThunderClan’s warriors were doing their best to comfort Cinderheart. Leafpool had shoved her inside and left without a word. Cinderheart was laying on a bunk crying her eyes out. Sorreltail: (Stroking Cinderheart’s back) Chin up Cinderheart! We can go visit him right now if you want! Jayfeather had been taken to the lake’s prison where he would remain until Leafpool figured out his punishment. Berrytail: (Lying on the bunk above them) (Interrupts narrator) For the love of StarClan, my name is Berrynose! Stop calling me Berrytail! Natureboy3: Fine! Whatever! Ruin the moment! Berrynose: (Goes back to playing his PSP) As I was saying, you’d better hurry. Visiting hours are almost over. Cinderheart: Thank you Sorreltail, but I need to go by myself. Bidding farewell, Cinderheart put on her poncho and headed out into the rain. Jayfeather paced around his cell. It was exactly ten by ten feet with plain furnishings. They had taken his uniform and replaced it with standard prison stripes. He really wanted some fresh air. Even more, he wanted Cinderheart. Jayfeather: (Scraping his claws across the stone floor) If they hurt her I swear I’ll... Prison Guard: Hey! Incarcerate! You’ve got a visitor! Jayfeather followed the guard down the narrow hallway until they came to the visitor room. A thick panel of bullet proof glass separated him and the visitor. A small receiver sat on his side of the table that they could use to communicate. Sitting down, Jayfeather waited. Cinderheart: (Comes in sits down on the other side) Hey handsome, what are you in for? Jayfeather: Cinderheart! You’re okay! They haven’t hurt you, have they? Cinderheart: No, I’m fine. Jayfeather, this is all my fault! I’m so sorry! Jayfeather: It’s not your fault Cinderheart. (Smiles) I don’t regret anything. Cinderheart: (Smirks) You’re not bad, but you need some work. Jayfeather: Will you help me practice? Cinderheart: Of course. Jayfeather: Cinderheart, I wanted to ask you something. Cinderheart: Go ahead. Jayfeather: (Pulls something out of the pocket of his shirt) You’re so much fun to be around, Cinderheart. You’re smart, witty, talented. (Opens his paw to show a diamond ring) Will you marry me? Cinderheart: (Claps her paws over her mouth) Oh, Jayfeather... Yes! There was a small crack in the glass, just big enough to slip the ring through. Taking the ring, Cinderheart tried it on. Cinderheart: (Crying happy tears) It’s wonderful Jayfeather! Jayfeather: Don’t be sad Cinderheart! I’ll be out of here soon enough. Go have some fun, I’ll see you later. A guard came over at that moment. Prison Guard: Visiting hours are over. As Jayfeather was led back to his cell, he heard a screech coming from one as he passed. Looking over, he saw Nightcloud in a padded cell wearing a straight jacket. Nightcloud: (Rolling around in circles) Foolish mortals! Nothing can hold me for long! I’ll have my revenge! Mwahahaha! Jayfeather: (Shudders) I’d take almost any punishment, but not that. Night had fallen and the storm was at the height of it’s wrath. It continued to pour rain and flash lightning. In the barracks, a party was in full swing. After Leafpool and Hollyleaf had gone to bed, the warriors had got out some food and drinks and were celebrating Cinderheart’s engagement. Cinderheart walked through the barrack with Sorreltail, showing off her new ring. Cinderheart: (Sidesteps Whitewing who’s chugging a whole keg of Monster) This is great, Sorreltail! How did you manage it? Sorreltail: Don’t worry, Cinderheart! You deserved a party, so we all put our heads together and chipped in. They walked by a corner of the bunks where the apprentices were mostly hanging out. The apprentices had managed to find a radio, which they were playing music with. On the ground I lay Motionless in pain I can see my life flashing before my eyes Did I fall asleep? Is this all a dream? Wake me up! I’m living a nightmare! On this bed I lay losing everything I can see my life Passing near my- Was it all too much? Or just not enough? Wake me up! I’m living a nightmare. Suddenly, a knock sounded at the door. Everyone became very quiet. If it was Leafpool or Hollyleaf, they were screwed. Unknown: Hello? Hello in there? Mind if I come inside and warm up for a minute? Then I’ll be on my way. A look of relief spread across the faces of the party goers and the party started back up. Cinderheart made her way over and opened the door. Their guest stepped inside with a grunt of thanks. Removing his hat and trench coat, Cinderheart could see that it was a gray tabby tom with green eyes. He was very fat with a deep, booming voice. The newcomer introduced himself as Claudandus before sitting beside the stone fireplace to dry himself. Cinderheart: So, Claudandus, what are you doing here? Claudandus: (Taking a few drinks from a cup of mead) I have to get to the Stardust hotel tonight. Hopefully I can catch a few hours of sleep, for I have work to do bright and early tomorrow morning. It will be my first time on the job, you see. Cinderheart knew that the Stardust hotel lay just beyond Moonpool. Most of the other cats had gathered around Claudandus and were questioning him about his occupation. Claudandus: How about I give it to you in a riddle? A song riddle? Before anyone could answer, the gray tom began to sing in his deep voice. O my trade is the rarest one, Simple felines all- My trade is a sight to see; For my customers I tie, and take ‘em up on high, And waft ‘em to a far country! Everyone was silent for a moment, trying to find a possible solution for the riddle. Cinderheart: What kind of tools do you use for your job? Claudandus began to sing the next verse. My tools are but common ones, Simple felines all- My tools are no sight to see: A little hempen string, and a post whereon to swing, Are implements enough for me! Cinderheart had a horrible feeling in her stomach. Surely Claudandus wasn’t a...? To-morrow is a working day, Simple felines all- To-morrow is a working day for me: Respect for the code was slain, and the tom who did it taken, And on his soul may StarClan have mercy! Finishing his song, Claudandus stood and put on his coat and hat. Nodding his thanks to the silent cats around him, he opened the door and moved off into the storm. (THE STORY ISN'T FINISHED YET, WHEN THE NEXY CHAPTER COMES OUT, I'LL POST IT!!!!!)
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