Clive_Roberts's Comments

Pilot: "Planet, let me land." Planet: "Nope.avi" *slingshot into space*

Your mascot seems to be a bit flat chested for what you're going at, Jolt. Enlarge the cup size and try again before trying to get money.

Did that zombie just slap my ass? I'm both aroused and very scared of this game at the same time. ;-;

There are four possible endings, Hyptosis didn't lie there. He, however, casually forgot to mention the secret ending to the first story is DEATH.

This would probably be a good game in theory, if it weren't for the fact I played as a magically levitating 90-year old retiree from Boca.

Jumping out of a hospital window after waking up from a concussion is a bad idea, Mr. Penguin. On a side note, I believe we've broken the rating system with this game. When you rate 5, it actually goes DOWN as an average. XD

I still don't quite understand the whole obsession with snails as of -- SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILS.

Werewolf Mage: "I'm going to grind your bones to make my bread." Me: "That's nice, but, uh, I have a loan to pay off that my loving 'father' left me because he wanted to take a vacation. Can we reschedule?"

The randomly generated name: "Urist McMage". Been playing Dwarf Fortress much, undefined? :P

A beautiful, intelligent RPG that actually managed to keep me entertained for quite a while. At first I thought this was going to be another troll game -- which the majority of the 'rpgs' that have been posted on Kong recently have been. Thankfully I was proven wrong and was given this little treat. Characters that are actually characters, a decent and amusing combat system and so many other little details that made it enjoyable. It doesn't deserve the 4.32 rating it has right now, no. It deserves much, much higher. At minimum this should break the voting scale and have a score of 5.10. An epic game that I hope gets an epic sequel, badges and numerous plays. Thank you for giving us this gift on Kong!

I see under credits: Tom Fulp, Mindchamber, and Krinkels. I don't see any reference of Ghek201 being any of those three people nor do I see any permission that gives him the right to upload this. Until I see different, I've flagged this game.

A friend and I had played this game together for whatever reason last night to pass time. After I had finished, he constantly thought it was hilarious to yell "They're Attacking the Gate!" every time I moved past him. At the time I didn't think it was funny, but now I do. I can't wait for Ortus, it'll be an awesome game!

Either I am the largest human in the world, which combined with skitzophrenia = bad things or there was a horde of magical miniature zombies that are trying to take over the world. I prefer to think the former.

The Tickler: Causing high octane nightmare fuel filled fun since 2009!

All this really does is add rather poor quality things to an already overused and tired game. Perhaps if you added new content instead of adding things made cheaply and quickly in MSpaint, I would rate higher and comment more positively. But alas, you just add things in without any effort and go "this is another mod it is a chaaracter mod i am a game modder", a sentence which makes my very soul die a little bit. Punctuation, capitalization and grammar might not hurt -- spelling too for giggles. 1/5.

Brilliant "teamwork" really? Is it really teamwork when you sit around commenting on how I did things Wallace? No, now please actually help me pilot this damn thing!

This game may lack in graphical quality, but honestly the storyline was great and it wasn't a half bad platformer either. I look forward to seeing your games in the future, you're off to a great start!

Adds a whole new meaning to A.I is a douchebag, doesn't it?

Any self respecting Dwarven Engineer wouldn't be caught dead tossing logs at the enemy castles. They would use magma, like REAL MEN.

My pong buddy ran away. I am forever alone. D: