Conando's Comments

This game uses the word "erect" way too often.

I made a walkthrough for this game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDE4dshbN4w

Now I understand why we switched to three-dimensional castles.

Ladies and gentlemen, my impression of a Crush the Castle soldier: "I must protect the king at all costs! Oh no, a stick touched me. *dies*"