ConcreteAnt's Comments

Kongregate, you can REVIVE this game with a TRADING SYSTEM. Basically, you can put up offers (say, for a maximum of 72 hours) saying you want a card and offering one of your cards in return. If someone finds an offer they like, they can either press "Trade" to make the exchange right away, or "Negotiate" to either ask for another card on the offerer's part, and if the offerer is online do a live chat. With some simple browser programming, you can make it filter by Offerer Status (online, offline, both), Trade Availability (you have what they want, you don't have what they want, all), Offering Card (find offers for just one card, or select multiple ones), Asking Card (same as previous) Card Group (search via card's group), Card Type (character, item, all), and... Well there might be more but that's all you would really need. I sincerely ask, not for attention, but for the good of this game, + this comment so that Kongregate will see it and make this change!

@wargamer1000 but it looks like no one agrees with us hahah XD

Can anyone help on first mission as soon as I pour alcohol the second time he dies...

+ if you think the timer should be reduced to 20 or 30 seconds. Beating an AFK for points is nice and all except it takes LIKE ONE HOUR.

@dripfeeder It'll sound kind of crazy, but simply hug the boss's side (between like his two wings, the solid one and the one made up of thin lines), shooting UP or DOWN, not towards the center. The center is where the drain shield is. By shooting up or down, you will hit his wings. If your fire becomes directed toward a shield, STOP FIRING and maneuver to a better position. Obviously use missiles and since you are so close, mega blast is very effective. Don't expect this to be a perfect method that will make you pass the first try, but it should give you a better chance.

How are we supposed to beat enemies with guns with our fists? What are we, Hank or something? Oh yea...

The hardcore red screen damage effect doesn't fit the game's cutesy art style, but 5/5 nevertheless.

LOL, when the store owner points the gun at you, say "What merchandise?" and then *do a ninja move*, he'll pump the gun twice.

My title for this game: "Overcomplicated bullshit for forty-year-old virgins or horny schoolboys who only click on this game because of the hot girl, then realize they have to memorize like 12 million things and either give up or just start masturbating to the girl on the character select screen."

Anyone notice the coincidence that there is a vampire and a "Bela" (add another L to that name)

Anyone know how to defeat the boxer-guy?? He just one-hit kills all my units and I just get rocked.

Vampire: Wait! Stop! You fool! This is blasphemy! Who do you think you are? Killing an immortal being, one of the Princes of Darkness, as a mortal? We are the Gods of the Night, the Shepherds of Mankind... Our blood is one, deathless and perfect. Bela Kovacs: I'm really happy for you man, and Ima let you finish, but Ozzy Osbourne was the best Prince of Darkness of all time. Of all time! *opens blind* Vampire: FUUUUUUU-

They told me I would never destroy the Earth. They told me I was mad to try. Well, now they can all go F#@& themselves! Wait a minute, where are my cheesy snacks? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

It was just a regular day. Then, this volcano erupted. So I ran. Then, the ground cracked from beneath me. I fell into a tsunami below, then punched a sea serpent trying to eat me. I jumped up, rode a whirlwind up above, jumped on a trampoline, and started walking (running) on clouds. I jumped on a dragon, rode him, came back down, caught fire, lit a bunch of shit on fire as well, fell back into the water, punched a shark, became Superman, flew up, punched an extinct dinosaur in the face, slid on ice, and came back down into the mouth of a carnivorous plant. I punched it four times, jumped out, landed on another trampoline, got electrocuted, and landed on a spiked tortoise. I have reached angel status.

dayum! that was so good! the ending cutscene was so balls that it lagged out my computer! :D great story, though pause button would be nice

the blood blocks ur frigging view

omg shes so hot, i got horny doing this. lololololol

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A really cool and enjoyable (not to mention funny) game, but it sucks because if you make just one little mistake you may have to start over.