Conquerer95's Comments

So Javelin couldn't afford to keep the game running without ads anymore? Even after all those ridiculous artifact sales that almost EVERYONE took advantage of that probably resulted in him gaining over at least a thousand dollars? Seriously, this game's going down-hill gradually. Sorry, but it's just not fun playing with a bunch of people using their parents' wallets to gain an upper-hand without actually doing any work. -.-

This game sure provokes a good laugh. Not to mention it's fun at the same time. :P

The game's great....but getting through that tutorial was becoming a slight pain. Still, worth it. 4/5

I could stare at that spinning duck disk for ever...

*Kill 2 guys* Wait 3 minutes to recover. *Kill only 2 more guys* Waits another 3 minutes to heal. After playing for about a week, this game has become a mega-grind fest.

(sequel) Blue Asteroid: Revenge of the red aliens! :D

LOL. It only took about 5 years for this game to make it to kong! Better late than never though.

Hmmm my character is gone. I tested earlier to make sure it would save correctly; I quit and reloaded it a few times, no issues. Now it's gone, any ideas as to why, violatorgames? (btw great game!)

Anybody else experiencing a tutorial bug? Every time I log in, the game immediately insists on the interface tutorial and then proceeds to the gameplay tutorial without my consent. I have to keep quitting every time. (Yes, I sent a bug report in-game, but received no reply).

Butts. Clearly all the people who comment here enjoy the butts.

THE OSTRICH CONFLICT

Finally! I waited forever for this great game to make it's way to kong. Now I can't wait for those badges. :D

Gamebuilder, this is likely to become your best Flash game yet. The intro greatly interested me into the game, the storyline is unqiue, and after I saw all the unlockable guns, I knew this game will keep me (and a lot of people) busy for quite some time. Can't wait until the full version!

Wow. Some people must have big butts and think that all the comments below are so horrific that they just simply MUST down rate them.

How could a username that has ONLY letters (no spaces, no caps, no numbers, etc) have illegal characters? Perhaps the system means to say "That username is already taken" ?

To anyone who's new to the game, just updating you that the developer has been gone for over 10 months and there's little hope that the game will EVER be restored to its former glory. Sorry to break it to you, but it's best to just give up on trying to connect: you'll end up wasting a lot of time.

Once upon a time there were 4 brave warriors led by Mardek. They were invincible!....until Happy Johnny came along. Now, Mardek had defeated Happy Johnny several times before. But THESe two Happy Johnny's led Mardek and his team to their doom. With EIGHT consecutive "misses" (why does this game include them?) from Mardek's whole team and frequent "1000 Needle" attacks led the 4 great heroes to their doom. They didn't stand a chance. The end.

Never assume anything because it makes a !BUTT! of me and you.

LethalMutiny's comment isn't advertisement really. You shouldn't downrate it unless you've seen his "helpful thread.":http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/179497-ultimate-kong-badge-walkthrough-guide-thread-latest-red-remover-pp2

Don't mess up or the game punishes you with its gas! :3