CoolEmerald's Comments

If only there was some way to order a maid to only work in a certain area rather running around the whole hotel in search of garbage

This game is eerily similiar to the Last Stand: they both have running fat women

Oh God! We're being attacked by zombies with no sense of fashion!

Here's a little tip, If you're saving up your points for a higher-tier upgrade, don't let the unused points go to waste. Throw them into another upgrade, and when you have enough points, you can press reset and adjust the points.

@bank288 It automatically saves.

If the ball bounces of your teammate and he loses it, it shouldn't count as if you lost the ball.

@FIFA 2014 You can progress through the league by being bought by another team or making a deal with another team. The higher your star ranking, the better the team you can go to.

@Gwed It was... the Queen... Or was it? Honestly the end is more confusing than the beginning.

Kelly's glasses are on the floor space between the counter and the door

What is a hit "piont" ?

Its pretty obvious why this game is one of the top played games in Kongregate. Ironhidegames are more than deserving of this praise.

its sad when the top comments have 0 vote...

On the forth rock from the right at the bottom of the sea...a starfish with green and purple pants !

In your opinion, which is better, blunt or blade?

The scariest thing ever: A fat man holding a hammer with no pants charging at me...

Hey guys, for those of you asking about what each stat does, there is a reason theres a question mark... For those of you to lazy to check: Pace: Makes you move faster to intercept opponent passes Power: Helps you kick a ball harder Technique: Allows you to curve,dip and stuff like that ore efficiently. ( Personally this helps me combat wind ) Vision: Helps you see more teammates (life saver) Freekicks: Increases your chances of taking freekicks or penalties.

*Resident* I keep a gun in my fridge and chicken soup in the cupboard!