Upgrade everything but jump. Fairly easy hardbadge if you do this (only hard thing to avoid will be saws). It should have more than 4,091 awarded. Jump has a slight delay, play for a little bit to build up muscle memory, it's not broken.
"why does everyone think this is such a good game there is no challenge, or storyline and the art isn't horrible but is isn't that good either. 1/5 "
Because it’s a joke, lighten up. You could also say it’s a satirical look on gaming in general, poking fun at what games make the player out to be and how ultimately trivial they are in the end, very entertaining I must say.
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