Kongregate is a game site. Not a dress-up site. These 'games' don't belong here, so stop uploading this crap and leave it where it belongs on igirlgames.
There should never be a possibility, on launcher games like this, to get absolutely no money on the first launch. Shouldn't be possible on any launch for that matter.
Responsible duckling owner always causes avalanches, drops boulders on their heads, and make them swim with alligators. Everything for my little duckling.
Out of all of your 'Games' so far, this appears to be the best with some new form of technological advancement! Whenever I hit that long bar-looking thing on my keyboard, it responds!