CorwinPunk's Comments

Best Game Ever.

Tartarus is the Anti-Spiral.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT A KATAMARI THAT SHOOTS ENTIRE BLIZZARDS

Cause this is Thriller.

Any game that lets you say ""This planet sucks! I'm leaving!" is good in my book.

Once upon a time, Princess knew two brothers, Bro and Red. Red was emo and stared into the sunset from atop his and Bro's hut all the time. Bro did all the chores. A dark Tower rose up, and Princess swiped her dad's armor and blade to go kick the Crimson King's arse. Red became a Crimson Disciple, and imprisoned his brother for years until Princess had finally leveled up enough to defeat him. Unfortunately, during the final battle with Red, a Quantum Storm hit and now the ending is in complete flux. Princess now watches as her world melts into Primal Chaos around her for all time.

Nice, well designed game. Fun, but could use a little more challenge and conflict.

ARGH! Double KO on Atropos!

Ruthless Jesus, the Silent Assassin destined to Pillage the Internet.

I'd really like to see a "save" function, because this is totally beastly!

It's like really slow, melodic Parkour. Thumbs Up!

Waaaaaaaaahhhh *sniffle*

Great game. It's simple gameplay and challenging strategies. I think there should be some sort of "You have conquered all of Muddle-Earth" ending cutscene; getting the 20 gold medal reward didn't seem very fulfilling. Maybe you reign for 10,000 years because of the final spell?

Ultra bullet time * druggy = acid trip.

speed is NOT a power-up! :(

Garr stupid library computer. I cant move. Anyone care to help?

How do I produce a new Human?

ooohh, 14 bucks off going backwards.

What is a "poetrist"?

What song is this?