CorwynS's Comments

QUESTION: why does London have such oddly shaped buildings? It's not even the duck's fault that his climb level is so low... just... why?

Hey! Boy, do I HAVE A TIP FOR YOU! You see, your turtle ya got der needs ENCOURAGEMENT to do well. Every proper turtle owner fires their turtle out of a canon. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! When your turtle is failing, give it some encouragement by shooting it in the face. Then nuking it. Followed by forcing it to kill innocent fancy lil' gumbas. Beware of the flying spikes, and have a great time "encouraging" your lil' guy der!

This game is not true to life! After you faceplant and die, there are ducks. In real life, There are GEESE! GET IT RIGHT!

Flawless garbage... Makes sense.

God when he couldn't find next creature: Maybe if i just smash everything together with everything...

in running training, not only do you practice jumping, but your duck can also learn to defy physics! You read that right, whenever you trip over a pebble or an orange, your duck will instantaneously fall through the floor! Thanks, physics!

They have every hair style....EXCEPT for my hair style. COOL.

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fails getting to next door gets up, runs back to start. WHY YOU ASK? because game developer says so.

is it necessary to kill everything in existence just for money and maybe a bag of candy or chips? " I SHALL KILL YOUR CHILDREN JUST FOR SNAAAACKS!!!!" That is MESSED UP. Still, it adds fun points.

WHY?WHYYYYYYYY?!!!!!My Duck DIED in a volcano!!!! Oh,Wait....I guess not....... IT'S JESUS!!!! HE'S BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!