Crail94

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Hammie will hate me for this, but:
hamsteerio: I’m just a small town girl
hamsteerio: Living in a lonely world
hamsteerio: I took a midnight Train
hamsteerio: Going anywhere

Is god willing to stop evil, yet not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able and not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both willing and able? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither willingnor able? Then why call him God?

TheMeow: I like masturbating with carrots.
TheMeow: ’Cause sometimes they are rough and dirty, and sometimes they are smooth

Roses are red, Violets are twisted. Bend over bitch… You’re about to get fisted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. Don’t feel so angry, you will find me there too, not in a cage but laughing at you.

Roses are red, your waffle is blue, sort it out, or no sex for you.

Bubblestehduck: TASTE THE RAINBOW, EAT CRAYONS!

05at1: It’s not racism, It’s historical re-enactment

Metaltomato: “out through the night rang a terrible scream; who put the sand in the vasiline”

A1chemyst: going to church makes u as much of a saved person as standing in a garage makes you a car

dremoraminion007: imma be on l8r just have to go work my mom

bunnysparrow: I saw the harry potter movies, and found them incredibly inaccurate. I mean, a ginger? With TWO FRIENDS?

MidnightDawnn: Lmao = Let’s make an omelet.

zejew: Christianity- belief that if you eat the flesh of a cosmic jewish zombie, and telepthaticly tell him your thoughts. He will remove an evil presence within you, which is there because a rib-women ate an apple.Which she was told to do by a snake.

DrFlubiver: thanksgiving celebrates teh day american pilgrims took advantage of the natives for free food… then slaughtered em all cuz they wished to appease a demon god… wait…. nooo thats not right.

Crail94: LOL = Lots Of Lols

05at1: Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive

Congratulations! You won the Annoying Twat Badge and lost 25 points! Piss off before you get pushed off of a roof – Your score will submit once your life has ended.

Latest News: A Gunman has broken into the ‘Celebrity’ Big Brother House and killed everyone. The victims are yet to be identified.

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do the bad things.