"This your first day at Turtle Smash inc.?"
"Yes sir"
"Okay well over here we have our patented big hammer, which you will use to smash
these turtles that come out of these here pipes, the more you hit he more money you get
got it?"
"Yes sir but what exactly is the point of this?
"Heck i dont know, but we supply you with a store where you can spend you paycheck on
super dangerous weaponry, which is also pointless... But here is your hammer and have a nice first day here at Turtle Smash inc."
1) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing(vomiting in madagascar!) (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive it helps
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