I actually hated it. I grew tired of Cuboy's voice, the innuendos he used, and the background music very quickly. I also got pissed off with the NPC's walking in front of me and Cuboy just stopping. My last and very stressed complaint is that there should be an option for speeding up his walking. I honesty spent half of this game just waiting for him to walk from one place to another, and I didn't even know what I was doing, so it was wasted time. I was LIVID that the ferryman paddled so slowly. If it weren't near the very end of the game, I would have thrown my computer.
I give this a 2/5, solely for the story.
I have a REAL problem with this game. The borders shouldn't overlap the playing field, the singularity explosion is my worst nightmare when it sends enemies FLYING by me, and you shouldn't have the power-ups under the enemies, but my biggest problem with this game is that you have to be DIRECTLY over the orb to launch it. It's not that easy on a laptop, you should fix that before anything else.
Overall? 2/5.
This game angers me. I'm just trying to get the 2009 Quest badge, and I honestly don't know why it's on there. i don't find this game enjoyable at all. Too much reading, What the holy Hell is a shrine, and the gameplay is overall horrible, not a laptop friendly game, Too many Key things to pay attention to, the list goes on. You people are entitled to your own opinion, and I like Defense games, but I have always found that GemCrap Games are just that. Crap. 1/5 Just because it's a defense game.
Okay. This is going to be my FIRST actual review.
This game is overall... bad. No save? Insurance does NOTHING for you but give you money for your mech and resets all your weapons? REALLY? And the enemies are brutally cheap, don't get me started on them though. A level 4 mech with level 3 l4z0rz and a level 2 chasis can't beat a level 2 mech with a level 2 laser and a droid. That sound right? Droids are a BITCH too. Aim should be allowed on them, that's all I'm saying on that subject. And why the hell are there advertiments in-game?! Someone is desperate. And now for the big one. The save feature. You have to go to another (probably spam infested) site to use something that should be included in a normal game like this.
MY overall rating: 2/5
-No save feature
-Graphics could use improvement
-Insurance is a fraud
-Un-fair fights
Rate this review what you want, I'm just putting my 2 cents in and saying what I think is wrong.
Haki, On level 12, I beat it without using all the squares, so you don't neccisarily need to. I don't know, but i'm thinking there's more than one way to beat some of these levels
That's. That's it? RAGGGGEEEE!!!!! I WANT MORE!!!! I can't wait until the sequel, I can tell that the level of AWESOMENESS is going to be equal and/or greater than this game. I love this game. And may I dare say, I love you weremsoft. Keep up the good work! =D
I'm sorry, but the controls aren't that fantastic. There have been too many times I tried jumping and I couldn't because i was too busy running on air. Good game idea though, just tighten the controls a bit.
Awesome game. i think if it were a free game it would be really popular and well played. BUT. Tis not, so :/ and agreeing on the storyline comment... 3/5
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