Day One: Got The Best Defense, lots of water, food, and of COURSE beer.
Day Two: Beer Ran out, No more Bacon
Day 102: I'm gonna have to flee to somewhere else
Admiral: Captain prepare to send one of ships to attack!
Captain: Sir, we would risk one of our ships in the first place?
Admiral: Captain, We got so much resources, men and Beer. We can do whatever we want, now get me a ship
Captain: Okay sir I'll get one right away!
To be continued