Creeper_Joe's Comments

As lovely and as genius as this game is, the only thing that is absent that I feel should be there is a health bar (Not every weapon is a 1-hit kill), so we can be more wary of our situation.

I have two workers who have the game say that I don't have enough tables even though I have five tables in a six-worker area.

@AndreiL11 Yeah, I figured that out, too. When meteor showers come in, they usually hit towns that are uninhabited. A triangle of islands I had that had a small megalopolis growing was left completely uninhabited and got hit by meteorites.

Man, nuthin's more fun than creating a thriving megalopolis then demolishing it with a meteor shower.

Being more accustomed to the Nintendo Entertainment System due to my grandparents owning one from '88, I'll hopefully have more success on this one than your SNES quiz. :3

The second I heard Dr. Wily's castle theme, I got extremely excited for this game.

Getting sick of those robbers after a while. So if I really need to make my shopping center as heavily secured as the Pentagon then so be it.

Folks who say this game is likened to Minecraft, it's actually more similar to a game called "Terraria."

Budderman. Wat r u doin. Budderman. Stahp

I could power a small city with all the oal I'm mining.

You know, after I killed the poor bloke.

I felt really bad about the janitor after what he said. :[

I seem to have encountered a bug where I punched someone on the Double Dragon level (The beginning) while hitting one of the kids Abobo uses for energy at the same time. Abobo was locked into a punch, and all enemies on screen walked in place; effectively freezing the game.

>Hire Workers >"Gabe N.; Bill G." My sides.

Thankfully, it's easy to make your building have autonomous staff. But at that point I have to have EIGHT maids at one star status.

A COD-player's wet-dream

"Eccentric business tycoon by the odd name 'Creeper Joe' has been arrested today. His business, which involves pushing buttons for below-minimum wages, has been shut down. Several workers have reported of suffering migraines and retrograde amnesia from being clobbered in the head with batons. CEO Creeper Joe states it's so he could purchase another 'Sky Lift.' More as it develops."

Madagascar was growing all right as my disease took over. I go to check the comments, come back up, and nearly all of Asia is turning red. Wat.

Sharks? With lasers attached to their heads? Looks like someone was taking notes from Austin Powers. :3

I mainly got interested due to its likeness to the old NES title "Bionic Commando." I began playing it and I was impressed; great game you got here, mate. :3