Cretine's Comments

I'm pretty sure it's actually coolface.

Pretty boring. The boob physics when I cleared the tutorial level was the highlight of the game.

The game froze on me when the last cat made a jump that the rest missed. The rest were fighting something below, and now everything is just stuck. Could have been a fun game, but it's just too buggy and laggy.

The stages are too small, and the enemies always get to go first. Meaning you will take a lot of free damage every encounter.

Ari's breasts are gigantic. What did Socrates feed her to make them grow so big?

The first scientist you fight for the first key of the 3rd seal says "E=MC squared your good" but it should be you're instead of your.

End boss does nothing the first time if you spam slow on him. The second time you fight him, I couldn't get a second stack of slow so there wasn't a problem.

Gamejob

Yet another terrible grindfest. And a clone of your last one to boot. Have some shame.

Could you make the mute button look like something other than a hair dryer?

The card "Ascended One" doesn't have a tool tip for its special ability.

Please change the description to this: Wake Up the Box 4 Current Achievements (See all achievements for all games) Boxed Punch (to be earned) Badge to be earned Boxed Punch Badge ( medium ~ 15 points ) 30 Levels Completed – If you beat the game before badges were added, you may need to complete any level again to earn the badge. [Best so far: ] Created by: 60x60_chat EvgenyKarataev Rating: Currently 0.0/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 (Avg: 4.03 of 7,512 ratings) Click star to add your rating. Published: 2012-05-25 Game Plays: 174,749 Favorite Report a bug Flag game Block game Tags Box , Puzzle , Physics Add and Vote on Tags » Description Draw shapes and let gravity take its course in order to wake up each level’s box in an all new approach to the hit game series.

Rated 1 star. This is everything I loathe in a game, and it pains me to think you're making money off anyone. Pay to win for the lose.

Game is easy and stupid, with an annoying spacebar-mashing mechanic. Somehow it manages to be both lame and annoying at the same time. Congratulations.

I was really hoping for an epic ending by going with the Church, but instead I just got a game over when my last survivor committed suicide. A bit disappointing, but I find the game to be fun overall. Safe scouting and reclaiming without assigning soldiers makes the game a lot easier, but it's still very enjoyable.

You can't win. You can't lose. And the game is years late.

It's just like the room they took me to when I went crazy and killed everyone.

A waste of forty-five seconds.

Game job.

This game will make you rage; so many random things can go wrong, and the RNG is a sadist. Scouting new territory? Anything over 5% means you're a dead man. Fighting zombies? 7% isn't good enough; send the fifth soldier just to make it 5%. City starving? Too bad your only remaining scavenger was secretly bitten and he'll die on the first day of his mission to scavenge the gas station. I could go on.