Tried to attack the town and went into an infinite travel... the arrow on the map just kept passing the castle, turning around and passing it again, and time to destination was negative.
Get on the platform, give him a beating. When he sticks his tongue out, get back. When he gets ready to laser, get down, then up. Drive him off screen. When he goes to the other side, get down, get up, then hang left for bread. Lather, rinse, repeat.
This is like that Kongregate Chat game... only less interactive and more aesthetically offensive.
The game isn't hard, of course. But why should I "play"?
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