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Just Chatting

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Apr. 25, 2011

Rating: -2

Guys the first comments of "I can't get past the first level, help" were funny. Now they're just stupid.

Epic War 4

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Feb. 15, 2011

Rating: 3

Sourrocks you've just copied someone's Highest Rated comment, but used incorrect vocabulary. If you want to be High Rated then make your own DECENT comment. Not just a rip off of someone elses.

Tasty Planet

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Feb. 04, 2011

Rating: 2

Policeman 1: I wonder why all these tanks are headed in that direction? Policeman 2: Oh snap! They all just got devoured by a huge gray dust thing! Policeman 1: Let's put the siren on and turn around.

Just Chatting

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Jan. 16, 2011

Rating: 4

Look guys. These stupid people are never going to get the point. We have several high rated comments explaining the game isn't a game and the instructions explain it AS WELL as the title. If they don't gather it by then, just spam down their comment and ignore them. It's just a huge waste of time trying to explain it in another comment.

SandTest

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Jan. 15, 2011

Rating: 7

Reenacting the Gulf of Mexico is more fun than you think. Now I know why BP did it.

Blackmyst Chat

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Jan. 15, 2011

Rating: 1

No you can use any Adobe Flash with either Actionscript 2 or 3.

Rantings of a Button

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Jan. 15, 2011

Rating: 2

When I said live in the same room, I meant go to the same chat room D:

Rantings of a Button

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Jan. 15, 2011

Rating: 3

Guys be careful about your criticism XD. I live in the same room as iowndeath and he took ages trying to figure out how to do this. It's harder than you think guys. Maybe all you have to do is click a button, but with every click you do, he has to add a frame on a timeline and Actionscript it. Thanks for your time.

SandTest

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Jan. 15, 2011

Rating: 2

I make a good map and some arsehole steals it and makes it worse... D:

Epic Combo!

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Jan. 15, 2011

Rating: 4

I know what my career is gonna be when I leave college

Just Chatting

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Dec. 28, 2010

Rating: -7

eelee grow up, just because its more successful than yours doesnt mean you need to bitch about it

Papa's Burgeria

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Dec. 27, 2010

Rating: 12

Wait when someone gives me less money for time they waited I get annoyed. I'd like to see them take orders, grill burgers and dress the burgers up for 6 people all by theirselves... And when Chuck gave me 22 cents for doing it right and he didn't like it, but Penny gives me a $2.10 when I messed up her burger. Damn you retarded AI!

Papa's Burgeria

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Dec. 27, 2010

Rating: 4

Penny sure loves burgers

Epic Combo!

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Dec. 27, 2010

Rating: 1

I love the way the turtles think... "Dude! He just smashed 500 of our brothers into saws, launchers, lasers, bombs and turrets with a hammer!! "I know right! Let's stroll towards him like nothing happened!"

Arachnophilia

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Dec. 27, 2010

Rating: 3

That's to everyone out there! Thnk twice before knocking down a spiderweb!

Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3

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Dec. 26, 2010

Rating: 0

If anyone asks for a mute button, I'm going to freak o_O

Epic Combo!

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Dec. 24, 2010

Rating: 3

I feel so depressed when my combo is going up from one shell and like 50 are lying on the floor not doing anything...

Shattered Colony: The Survivors

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Dec. 24, 2010

Rating: 30

Sir! I can see a load of ammo on that coffee table in that house! Should I get it? No! You aren't allowed to enter that house without a workshop by the door!

Escape from Crystal Lake

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Dec. 24, 2010

Rating: 164

The moral of this game is, make sure you always have ****ing gas in your car!

Kongregate Chat

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Dec. 23, 2010

Rating: -12

@junkyardboy Small walkthroughs and little comments for fun about stuff that doesn't exist is good for Just Chatting, but Kongregate Chat actually has a game in it and it kind of ruins the whole point of the joke.

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