DERPMAN_WTF's Comments

Jun. 03, 2013

Rating: -3

Victory by Vaccination on my first try. Days: 58 Alive: 296036776 Dead: 4459181 Final Score: 4350783

May. 21, 2013

Rating: 0

I may have started in Madagascar but I was not able to infect Greenland, Cuba, Japan and India :/

May. 21, 2013

Rating: -2

I swear this happened to me. I started off in Madagascar!

May. 09, 2013

Rating: 3

Went out with Annie and that night piled my wife then the morning I banged Annie in my car. End of the World? Doesn't matter, had sex xD What a way to go!

Feb. 02, 2013

Rating: -2

Everything was great...I was currently in Real Madrid. I won 24 titles in four years with them. Scored and assisted 230 goals and 600 assists, Full relationship with team, boss, girlfriend, fans and sponsors. I had all the sponsors. Then.... They found out I was accepting bribes and lost EVERYTHING!

Jan. 22, 2013

Rating: -6

Played for: Arsenal, Manchester United, Juventus, AC Milan, Manchester City, Barcelona and currently Real Madrid :)

Jan. 20, 2013

Rating: 1

For all those who are complaining that you can't see your players body think again. During interceptions you can.

Jan. 02, 2013

Rating: 1

@ Fredfootwork When you start a new career always click the green button when that tab comes out so you can save your game.

Dec. 29, 2012

Rating: 0

naw pele had 2000+ goals.

Dec. 25, 2012

Rating: 0

There's a bug. At Level 4 the cage won't drop. Please fix.

Dec. 25, 2012

Rating: 9

I curl in an incredible free kick shot from 45.5 yards out in an angle much like that of a banana... It goes right past the keeper who is really far away from his goal and is not fast enough to even move and inch... It's soaring towards the top right corner!...It's about to go in... YEEEESSSS!!! I'm about to score the winning goal for the crappiest team in the league (QPR) against Barcelona and win the Champions League!... Wait what is this? My team mate is still going for the ball?!?!...DUDE IT"S ABOUT TO GO IN DON"T TOUCH IT!....No..NO..NOOOOO...He smacks it 20+ yards above the goal... 90 minutes end 4-4 (I assisted twice and I scored twice. Extra time begins with me substituted for no reason. Extra time ends. Penalties start. I score my penalty. The score is now 8-8 (goals scored in the penalties)...My team mate's turn...misses... Barcelona win the Champions League. I crumple to the floor of my bedroom...Everything goes dark.

Dec. 23, 2012

Rating: 5

They only pass me the ball once in the whole game. I score with that one chance winning the game. I get a 5.6 rating -.-

Dec. 23, 2012

Rating: -1

Please fix the AI Siread.

Dec. 23, 2012

Rating: 1

Do you need water for a shower?

Dec. 22, 2012

Rating: 5

YES! My post pushed down Imatata's!

Dec. 22, 2012

Rating: 8

It would be nice if there was a UEFA Super Cup.

Dec. 21, 2012

Rating: 1

Scored the winning goal in the Europa League Finals Vauxhl 3-2 Olymp

Dec. 20, 2012

Rating: 3

When winds are strong enough to make your weak back pass fly 50+ yards in the opposite direction to go pass 7 enemy players then past the keeper and into the top left corner as if Cristiano Ronaldo kicked it then I think they should cancel the game.

Dec. 19, 2012

Rating: 9

5.5 winds. Shouldn't they cancel the game?

Dec. 09, 2012

Rating: 4

Reclaimed the whole city, made the constitution and rebuilt the helicopter. All my hard work has paid off. San Juan City has been rebuilt.