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Innkeeper

Play Innkeeper

Apr. 07, 2012

Rating: 4

After creating the most luxurious hotel, I found myself without the Hipster unlocked. I had no idea what to do so I merely sent my grand hotel downhill. I made it the most uncool, unwanted place to hang out. Lo and behold, as I was about to delete my last room in the entire place, a wild Hipster appears. I then prolonged the life of my hotel to grant the Marketing Team a chance to attract only Hipsters. So then I deleted all the rooms until it became a lobby where Hipsters would come, hang out, complain and leave.

Penguin Overlords

Play Penguin Overlords

Jul. 21, 2011

Rating: 2

Come on, people. The AI is part of the CHALLENGE. You need to use BOMBS to kill turtles on the opposite sides of obstacles to get the penguin to stop running into it; make him go after a different target.

The I of It

Play The I of It

Jun. 13, 2011

Rating: 5

Click! The Elewaiter went up.

Sarah's Run (preview)

Play Sarah's Run (preview)

Dec. 29, 2010

Rating: 0

Haha! AWESOME! I saw Arkandian Crusade was voted better than this game in the monthly stats, I thought this was one of the VERY few games that I give 5 stars. I gave it all five and reloaded the Home page. Sarah's Run is now #1 for the Monthly Contest and just in time too! This game is AMAZING beyond words and deserves to win, even just as a preview. I truly hope Unity replaces Flash or does just as well alongside it. Thank you SophieHoulden!

K.O.L.M.

Play K.O.L.M.

Dec. 26, 2010

Rating: 1

K.O.L.M. is the best name ever. Totally worth collecting the tiles to find out. I actually finished with a positive score. Nice game.

Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

Play Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

Dec. 26, 2010

Rating: 0

There's something to the physics of this game. I've landed four Power Smashes in a row and it's only gone just shy of 200,000 feet. Using the same equipment, I just hit 894,058 feet and I only landed one Power Smash.

Zombies Took My Daughter!

Play Zombies Took My Daughter!

Sep. 26, 2010

Rating: 0

Ha ha ha! Wow. I found her in the FIRST door I chose.

Dragon Boy

Play Dragon Boy

Feb. 01, 2010

Rating: -1

Oh Lord, it's Godlimations. Go check out the Retsupurae episodes of their games "Trapped," "Pursuit" and "Escape." It's one of the craziest and most hilarious things I've ever seen.

Maze Stopper 3

Play Maze Stopper 3

Jan. 31, 2010

Rating: 0

Hahaha WTF I didn't even get to play the game! I started laughing so hard when I read Ghost86X's comment. "The orc looks nothing like a real orc." Hahahaha! Someone get this kid a Reality Check. FAIL.

ShellCore Command: Ep1 Final

Play ShellCore Command: Ep1 Final

Jan. 31, 2010

Rating: 0

One hell of a game, I really like it. I hope this game gets the recognition it deserves.

DolphinShow

Play DolphinShow

Jan. 12, 2010

Rating: 1

While this sort of game has been done a lot before, I really don't like the feel of the physics or the animations, like the "splashes" or the miss animation. Not a bad attempt though, just needs more work.

Chess

Play Chess

Sep. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

midget079 is THE BEST OPPONENT EVER!!!

CycloManiacs

Play CycloManiacs

Sep. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

Wow, the cheats are easy to guess. If you can't guess the cheat for the Haddock Costume you should just give up on life.

Run

Play Run

Aug. 31, 2009

Rating: 0

They're just putting their stupidity on display. Kyouhen makes some very valid points. I also don't care for the break in flow when you change sides. It's easier to look at the level as a whole and it would be even better if it were a cylinder.

This is the Only Level

Play This is the Only Level

Aug. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

Actually I stand corrected. (Yes, I stood up.) PumpkinPies' rating is actually justified with valid reasoning. Personally, I love the gimmick of the game. It's brilliant.

This is the Only Level

Play This is the Only Level

Aug. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

The only reason this game would get a low rating would be because that player is not intelligent enough to figure it out. The puzzles in this game are so out-of-the-box and innovative, it boggles the mind. There isn't a word for the genius put into this game. Just "jmtb02."

Red Remover

Play Red Remover

Aug. 06, 2009

Rating: 0

People who only think this game is average need to rethink their system. The subtle brilliance of this game is similar to the genius behind Loco Roco. You just have to learn how to appreciate it.

Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

Play Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

May. 26, 2009

Rating: 0

There is nothing to this game. It's one level. There's no story with any hint of a plot. It's so simple... And yet... it's somehow... so deep. I love the dialogue even though it's just ROAAAARRR! It's great. Brilliant work making something so simple be so complex.

Learn to Fly

Play Learn to Fly

May. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

I changed it to 5/5 because not only is it a fun game, but you listened to me and changed Antarctica.

Learn to Fly

Play Learn to Fly

May. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

It's "Antarctica" not "Antartica." Fail.

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