this is how kabam fixes lag: make terrible decisions, f-ck up game, make everyone rage, no one plays, servers are empty, no more lag! thanks dicktards!
went and got lunch, ate it, check status "1.4 million, wow that must be some kind of high score" *checks high scores* (it's over 9 BILLION) "yyyeah, ain't nobody got time fo dat"
You know what i think is hilarious? When some low-level idiot tp's to me for no reason, and immediatly dies....And i kinda feel bad for them, for being so stupid and now they're dead....i was in some ruins, getting my poop together to charge a skull shrine, and some lv1 fool tp's to me, wanders out there, and Literally dies in 2 hits....i laughed so hard it hurt....it's not like i'm asking them to come to me, they just do....also, whenever i'm running from a sh1tload of monsters, i always hear the song from the end of the Benny Hill show.....
@ KONGer, what you say is true, but it's already easy to go to one of a dozen sites that advertize in the nexus, point and click on whatever over-powered weapons or packages, and buy victory...i just thought this would be a way the developers could keep those transactions in the "local economy" so to speak...and of course it was a mere pipe dream, i just had to get it out of my brain...thank you
Alright, i have here a new idea for this game....i'm a n00b, and can't really score better than t7 and spd pot drops (occasionally UT)...So let's put a new chest in the vault, it costs 750 gold to unlock, and has 12 inv. slots...it is called "combination" or "compression" or something, and uses "alchemy" to combine lower-tier items into higher-tier ones...weapons (staff, sword, wand, etc.) and armor (robe, hide, etc.) are tier-based; if you combine 5 T4 hides, you get one T5, 6 T5s = 1 T6, etc....rings and ability items combine at a straight 5 to 1....ie., 5 T2 rings= 1 T3 ring....and then you make each combination cost gold, between 75/150 per combination, so people don't go too crazy with it...it would give people the option of giving the developers money to get what they want, rather than going to an outside third party...Okay, the idea is out there, get to it internetz!
when i get 3 free rolls in a row: "yeah, in your face, cpu!" when cpu gets 3 free rolls in a row: "GODDAMN THIS GAME IT'S RIGGED BLARRGH GODDAMN IT RAAAHHH....
oh, yeah, i caused an accident, it wasn't the dickhead doing 135 on a motorcycle through random uncontrolled back-country intersections...loved this crazy game, on 16, 18, and 20, did anyone else just click 'em all green and say "good luck!" ?
wow, just wow....soo.....hard......i feel like any two minigames would be cake, but three? and more? my fingers start to act like stupid disobedient hotdogs...
lvl 1-10: "i feel smart, i do so good!" lvl 11: "hmm...it look like square...where is button that look like square?" 10 minutes later, type in "square"...."oooohhhhhhhh".....
 "Realm of the Mad God"){kind=icon}
 "Epic Combo!"){kind=icon}
 "Zilch"){kind=icon}
 "Papa's Taco Mia!"){kind=icon}
 "I Love Traffic"){kind=icon}
 "Multitask 2"){kind=icon}
 "Insectonator"){kind=icon}
 "Bubble Tanks Arenas"){kind=icon}
 "Z-Rox"){kind=icon}
 "Focus"){kind=icon}
 "IndestructoTank! AE"){kind=icon}
 "Ninja Hamsters vs Robots"){kind=icon}
 "Cargo Bridge"){kind=icon}