DaDrunkenDonkey

Most of the time im sitting in my room in the basement of my parents house playing games and surfing the internet. I love my parents alot cause as much as i know im the only 17 year old who has his own computer AND internet.
The 2 words best descriping my father is an anagram of the name he gave me (drunken donkey). Those words are NON-KEYED DRUNK so always when he comes home late my mother has to stand up to open the door for him and i hear them argue trough the door.