Da_rudeSandstorm

Hm.
Something’s different.
Hm.
Something’s missing.
Hm.
Is it this guy.

Are you hungry?
You look to be a bit hungry. (no)
Do do do do.
Hungry makes your teeth go grey.

That’s your body.
Hungry comes from your body. (get off me)
But your body
Your body makes your teeth go grey. (eh!)

What’s that? A tasty snack!
You don’t wanna go and eat a snack like that!
Greedy, to eat all that,
you’ll end up with your teeth all grey!

Do do do do do
Do do do do do do
HEALTHY
Food makes your teeth go grey!

(What?)

Let’s get grey now! phone ringing
phone ringing
phone makes your teeth go grey

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

You see the body is like a special house!
With blood, hair, and ore gans in the different rooms!
Oh look, Mr bladder makes your teeth go grey! Ha ha ha (what?)

Now food comes in through the chimney, mouth,
from room to room making the teeth go grey! (Hello)
Now the good healthy food is very nice and polite to the ore gans
And so is invited to stay for the party! Yay!
But the bad, not healthy foods are very rude
And make your teeth go grey! (Rude!)

That doesn’t make sense-
Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do phone rings
Be HEALTHY
phone rings
phone rings

What’s that? A tasty snack!
You don’t wanna go and eat a snack like that!
Greedy, to eat all that,
you’ll end up with your gums all grey! (yeah, but something’s… wrong!)

Exactly!
How do we know which ones
are the healthy foods to eat?
Well that’s easy! (Ehhhehhhe!)
The food groups can easily make
your teeth go grey!

Choosing normal plain looking foods
Like just bread, cream, white sauce and aspic
Make your teeth go grey!
Isn’t that right? (Wah!)

Ehh I need to go-

Wait! What’s this?
Fancy, show-offy foods like
Cookied meats, fruit salad, soil food and yolk (Eurgh!)
These foods clog up the body with unnecessary detail

Oh no! Look its teeth went grey! (Aaah!)

Everything tastes grey!
Maybe we should wait (no!)
Before make your teeth go grey
Or it could be too late- I don’t want to do this anymore!

…a pizza slice!
Bread and cheese and taste of nice!

What’s that? A pizza slice?
You’re better off with plain white sauce!
What’s that? Plain white sauce?
Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!
Doesn’t matter, just throw it away!
Why not try something else on your tray?

Ooh what’s that, a waffly pie,
But you’re going to end up with your teeth go grey.
Eurgh teeth go grey… you’re gonna make me sick! BLAGH!
What’s that? A kidney bean?
Kidney beans make your teeth go grey!

But everyone has their teeth go grey
Just eat yeast and it’ll go away!
But how much have you had today?
Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey.

How about some onion paste?
Looks like fun! Have a taste! (err)
That wasn’t onion paste!
You shouldn’t eat food from a stranger’s plate!
Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate makes your teeth go grey!
Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate makes your teeth go grey!
Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate makes your teeth go grey!
Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate makes your teeth go grey!
Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate! Stranger’s plate makes your teeth go grey!
scream
Stranger’s plate!
ding
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phone rings
phone rings
teeth go grey