The ultimate insult: Being literally one bomb kill away from having all quests done and slamming against the locked cell. Are you going to kick my dog, too, game developer? ARE YOU?!
Me: Gah, I'm gonna have to get closer to see to get through level 3. *Leans forward with eyes nearly touching screen.* OH MY F**KING GOOOOOOOOOOD! *Close tab, kill browser, throw computer out of window, write comment with computer out of window.*