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Gravitee Wars Online

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Oct. 10, 2014

Rating: 23

I wonder if Newton expected this...someone give that great man a medal! (Sorry FunkyPear we love you really)

Dwarf coins

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Oct. 23, 2013

Rating: -19

I feel so honored to be the first comment.Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. i would like to thank my parents. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day, the fish I caught in the third year, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Thank you everyone

Weird World of Wonders

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Apr. 26, 2012

Rating: 4

Bet the developer had a cunning plan..... about making this game. More cunning than a fox that studied cunning at Cambridge University

NoNoSparks: Genesis

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Apr. 11, 2012

Rating: 0

If you click really fast on a tile while holding the space bar, it both looks and sounds like the devil is jacking off. Peace.

Zomboz

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Mar. 29, 2012

Rating: 3

Wonder if Newton knew he would actually save the world by discovering gravity...

DuckLife 4

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Feb. 22, 2012

Rating: -2

These look so much like and could quite easily be snowmen made from that special lemon snow. Sims5000 what were you thinking?!? Love it 5/5

Proke

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Feb. 04, 2012

Rating: 2

Got so many points so quick that I broke the damn game! It is a shame that only a mere wordsmith should be granted this much power. Love it 5/5!

Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo

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Jan. 28, 2012

Rating: 24

Developers that demand money constantly off gamers are the worst types of game makers on the internet, not being funny. You can seriously make enough money off ad's, for god's sake at least make the game incredible enough to make people want to pay to play it. Not just to constantly try to seed money off innocent people who just want to play a fun, game. Terrible, terrible work.

Color Pic-a-Pix Light Vol 1

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Jan. 26, 2012

Rating: 10

So releaving when a row of 5 appears

Chaos Faction 2

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Jan. 23, 2012

Rating: 17

Chaos Faction - the only game where the fish is mightier than the sword.

Offroaders

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Jan. 17, 2012

Rating: -1

Compared to the in depth, eye appealing, comical, fun classics from Turbo like Cyclomaniacs, for example. This is a HUGE disappointment, it barely ticks any of the aforementioned categories that Turbo is famed for.

Stellar hunter 2

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Jan. 13, 2012

Rating: -12

''Collect as much stars as you can'' 1/5. Grammar Nazi strikes again...mwahaha

Bounzy

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Jan. 05, 2012

Rating: 0

Absolute atrocity.

Catch the Candy Xmas

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Dec. 23, 2011

Rating: 4

The entire game is worth playing just for the rabbit on level 19!

Draka 2: No More Christmas

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Dec. 22, 2011

Rating: 17

Just like Skultullas on Zelda. Christmas Skutulla house.

Words and Physics

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Dec. 12, 2011

Rating: -5

Thumbs up who typed a funny word like 'Poo' immediately!

3 Slices

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Nov. 24, 2011

Rating: 2589

Splitter and Red remover had some sort of mutant baby. This was the product.

Developer response from TheGameHomepage

Yep. That's pretty much what happened in my brain.

Rotten

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Nov. 10, 2011

Rating: 2

1/5 needs badges.

Sticky Ninja Academy

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Nov. 10, 2011

Rating: -35

I would go far enough as to say this is honestly one of the worst games I have ever had the misfortune to stumble across and wasted ten minutes my life on. If I could give minus ratings I would. If i could chose for any single game to be removed of Kongregate this one would probably be it. Congratulations Longanimals, you have set a new world record of the biggest pile of crap in existance.

Effing Worms

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Aug. 14, 2011

Rating: -7

Would be far funnier and more enjoyable if they kept the same art for the worm but called the game effing poo instead.

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