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Rules To Be A Man
1 Don’t call, ever.
2 If you don’t like a girl, don’t tell her. It’s more fun to let her figure it out by herself.
3 Lie.
4 Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as “spike”.(ahahahah)
5. Always use this pick up line… “My girlfiend’s pregant, will you go out with me?”
6. Alway
7. Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help – don’t ask. People will think you have no penis.s remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn’t your fault.
8. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.
9. One sure way to make a girl like you is to go after her best friend. She will then see what she’s missing and love you for not giving up on her.
10. Tell her you will call. Then, refer back to rule #1.
11. Deny everthing. And I mean everything.
12. Always use this break up line….“It’s not you, it’s me.”
13. No means yes.
14. Yes means no.
15. Life is one big competition. If someone is better than you at anything, either pretend it’s not true or kick some ass.
16. Gays are an unacceptable part of our society. Take it upon yourself to personally irradicate all of them from the planet.
17. Must follow rule!!! If whatever you’re doing does not satisfy you completely in 5 minutes, it’s really not worth it.
18. Another must follow!!Get beer. Drink beer. Play with yourself. Have sex. Drink more beer. Smoke pot. Pass out.
19. If you ever find yourself in a position where you have been proven wrong, blame others. Come up with creative and believable excuses why they are at fault-not you.
20. Rule 3…Always LIE!!!!!

Well, know im not the coolest, and this might sound kind of foolish, cause I know im not the smoothest. Told myself i shouldnt do this.
cause im not very well suited. Not the popularest of students. We aint in the same crowd. I always see you with the hoopers. But we gt the same lunch
You might see me with my cooler, Thats cause i dont eat pork. You can never be sure. oh, you like Linkin Park? Thats the hat from the tour. I got
a autograph shirt they wrote “much love to ya”. Man, thats really how funny how we like the same music. But i really love jazz. i was gonna play the tuba.
I tried to join the band; they said i was really really bad. Didnt really make me sad. Im used to being the loser. but you, I think youre super. So much i had to pursue ya. I dont belieev the things they say, or the football teams rumors. The quarter back cant spell im his after school tutor. I just took a cue from cupid.
But now, it just makes me feel stupid.

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won’t anymore… and who always will. So, don’t worry about people from your past, there’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future. Give this heart to everyone you don`t want to lose in 2009, including me, if you care. Try to collect 12; it’s not easy! ’Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Merry Christmas