Minecraft reference in the caverns. Angela: When mining, never dig straight up or straight down. You could end up in lava. Diamonds aren't worth dying for!
Its funny. You'd think that by the time you get the katana youve either A) Bashed the pinata's head in. or B) Its run out of candy. But nope. It's C) It never runs out of candy and is invincible
(On Boss 2's "ship") Crewmember: We finished the wooden submarine and the random eyeballs made of wood floating around it! Captain: Its a little ship! SHOOT AT IT AND SAIL IN CIRCLES Crewmember: but that... Captain: I DONT CARE! SHOOT AT IT AND SAIL IN CIRCLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 10. Today i went out with my buddys, shot at some ragers and came back. I got caught in endless chatter and had only enough time to gather eggs before night. The next morning they broke our puny wall and killed me. guess i have to punch the floating letters spelling "Continue"
Real Estate Agent: Sir. We need to talk. Player: What? Agent: I have gotten reports that you have been using birds with guns mounted on thier backs to kill innocent animals. Player: Isnt it funny how animals walking on plants can hurt them whilst shooting them with a variety of objects (a fair chunk explosive) doesnt hurt them?