DarkTomato

Behold! I am the Dark Tomato, usurper of all things awesome! Defy me and you will feel my tomato wrath … oops, I mean… torturous wrath!… Bah! But don’t fruit… I mean fret…, join my evil forces and we shall eradicate all opposition and anyone who questions my reign. MUAHAHAHA! (thunder crashes in background). Bah! Whatever, I ruined it.
Kongregate Translation: Salutations, I like games, but I don’t participate in chat often, however, I will carry out a conversation if one requests of it. Leave a shout, add me, whatever.