Dark_Mark's Comments

PVP doesn't work for me anymore.

@jasondeegan "Why don't you fix the game instead of disingenuously trying to remove ratings?" That's some funny stuff mate. You can click on "How to play" to learn "How to play". It's up to you if you actually learn anything. Lol.

Lmao! So fun to only play against peeps with full teams of ex cards with enchantments and extra dices + extra dice rolls. What a bunch of retarded shit.

The Wind-Up starts seriously lagging for me at 35% mark. Totally impossible to go any further :(

STOP SPINNING THE STAGE! Off-beat is so freaking annoying.

@Panzer1918 , You can use cards that punish already fielded or attacking cards or you can use non-minion cards to clear the field. Yes, very broke.

SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP HOLY CRAP! HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO SKIP?!

I honestly have no idea how to beat Abyss. You basically have to predict 0 bad matchups when you hit 1500 gold/turn, and I don't think that is even enough. Maybe I should calculate the best income generating units or something? Somehow accumulate a ranged mass in the midgame by utilizing the crystal? Gets too metagamey for me.

Sometimes the rng really makes me mad. I have a deck full of cards and I still draw 3 coins in a very volatile. Sometimes 2 turns in a row.

The footprints do nothing! They just run circles and I uncovered every tile too! What the hell does the daimyo even look like?

I swear I got the Key on level 14 on accident.... WHAT AND HOW?! That was not satisfying. You wanted me to lean the tree to the extreme point for a while? I have no idea. That level was pointless.

When the arbiter was being sassy and said "we all might as well become accountants" I couldn't resist saying "Your face is ugly". Felt pretty good.

Can i just not play against computer? I hate playing against other players, it stresses me out like nothing else.

"hehe, have fun guessing the right word suckers". 1/5. I should never be made to check the walkthrough because I can't guess what you want.

Soz, I just understood what it meant.

What does the "keep" option do when you change worlds?

There are no "good guys" in Republicans, nor Democrats.

Does anything good ever come out of Abeille?! Where is the adventure she promised? Is that found at the doctor's place as well?

@spaceskeleton, now that is a lolcow.

@kachala, You don't get to advance to bigger leagues if you constantly lose, meaning you don't get the bonuses you get from advancing and you won't unlock better cards either.