Dark_pig

On this most auspicous of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vissitudes of fate. This visage no meer veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands VIVIFIED and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent verman van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently viscous and voracious violation of volition!
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held not in vain for value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me