Darsia's Comments

Saw the title and thumbnail. Knew instantly it was a nerdook game :D

*Gets teetotaller award* *Drinks all whiskey straight away*

OK, that worked. Bumped speed and health up massively. Health with the % increase, speed with the base increase. Had 4.5k speed, 40k health and rest in strength...

I'm sorry, how are you supposed to win? The guy attacks so freaking fast I just end up button mashing rather than using strategy :/ I'll put my speed right up and see what happens...

My rank at crafting is: Crappy McRuinsThings. lol's

Do they really need to 'float' face down?

The names on this are great! I've seen a Chris Cross, Jacob Ladder and I swear a Bucks Fizz (not sure about that one, may have been Billy Wizz?). Brilliant :D

I refused to serve some of them because they were already too fat, and I thought I recognised them from my other shops. Sure enough, when I checked into my pizzeria, big pauly came in and ordered a pizza, WHEN HE HAD ONLY JUST EATEN A TACO.

Career stats after 3 WC's: Games: 26 100's: 14 Runs: 2547 Average: 127 Strike Rate: 341.42 High Score: 316 I won two of the three world cups, and that puts your stats up fast, which makes you pretty darn good :D