DaveyCalifornia's Comments

Am I the only one who can't shoot while moving?

Please tell me I'm not the only one that aimed for the whale the first time.

It would be better if you could hire priests to pray so I don't have to make my miners do it manually. Also, miners should start mining automatically.

Am I the only one who tried to shoot the scientist the second after he told me not to shoot him?

When I first saw the animation I thought it was an homage to Monty Python. When I saw that one of the puzzles was called "Shrubbery" I was sure of it.

When I complete a side-quest, it won't let me press jump to continue...

If only parkour athletes were as good as Fancy Pants...

Can't play the game. Might be the updated flash player. Does anyone else have this problem?

Rats! Looks like there's a problem with the newest Flash Player. Anyone else having this problem?

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I had the same problem when I was in high school. I was awesome and everybody kept trying to following me.

Here's how to get the super secret weapon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Am I the only one who thinks the kid looks blind when he runs toward you with the stick?

Are you telling me I gave away all that money just for something I could have learned eating a fortune cookie?

The alien campaign would be so much more bearable if my teammates weren't as dumb as rocks.

It seems like the game skips what would be the most exciting part: Pushing the car back to the original spot after it runs out of gas.

This must have been what that weird scientist was doing on Rebuild 2.

When I die and am revived, your map hp might be only 20. Wait for a little while and it should go back to its original max.

Seems like the only way to figure out some of the puzzles is either through luck or by being the guy who made the game.

So is this the plot of the upcoming Planet of the Apes movie?