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Ultimate Assassin 3

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Apr. 08, 2015

Rating: 7

"Hello, Mr. Assassin. i have a mission for you." "What is it?" "You have to go into the past and murder a bunch of targets" "Sounds Easy." "Well, there are also a lot of guards, which will shoot you on Sight." "Can't i kill them?" "No, you can't! You must kill ONLY the target!" "..Okay.. So what equipment do i get?" "You get invisibility and Superspeed." "Oh cool!" "Yeah, but you can use them only for a bunch of seconds, and then it has to recharge for a while." "Okay... So, after i kill the target, how do i escape? Do you teleport me out immediately?" "Not really, there will be a hole in the map which you can use to escape. But if the guard spot you, it will close for a while" "And what weapons do i get? A super smart pistol which homes on targets? A silent Sniper rifle?" "..." "What?" "You get a knife."

Solarmax 2

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Aug. 11, 2014

Rating: -1

I like this game; though the difficulties are a bit random. There are levels in which i had to kill my brain to win on easy, and ones later on who i did on hard without minimal support. 5/5 for me; i love the turrets etc.

AdVenture Capitalist

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Jul. 17, 2014

Rating: 6

Just like everyone said, the developers are the best thing in this game. Games need 3 things, Gameplay, originality, and good developers (like someone said, i don't remember the name), and the developers are absolutely excellent, making this game better and better once a week. This game is superior to most cool games without constant updates. Let's take for example the notorious game Backyard Monsters. that game was the top of the top, as i can confirm, and it got updated for a while, but the developers of that game got bored of updating it after a crucial bug and just removed the game from kongregate. Kixeye (the developers of Backyard Monsters) didn't fix it, and basically Stole the money of any person who payed for some shiny or the "vip" thing, Just like me. (and in facebook it's not any better) So i say, again: the developers here are absolutely gorgeous, amazing, perfect, constantly updating, bug fixing... and this makes the game, perfect. 5 stars, favorited, playlisted.

Running Fred

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Jul. 08, 2014

Rating: 3

Running fred is such an awesome game. unfortunately, I saw some bugs in the endless caves survival mode; sometimes, Either there's an invisible floor, or your head gets chopped off in clean air.

AdVenture Capitalist

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Jul. 02, 2014

Rating: 3

Wait a second, first i get some money bags, then some amazing clothes and a hat, then a villa, then a boat, then a moon base, THEN a monocle. how much Does that monocle cost!?!

Developer response from HyperHippoGames

A lot. But look how classy you look!

The Love Letter

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Jun. 30, 2014

Rating: 2

Easter egg: if you click the locker again, when the class is out, a kitten comes out.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Jun. 28, 2014

Rating: 5

Aww, i my guy lost a leg and i couldn't reattach it even with my medical knowledge...

Solarmax 2

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Jun. 22, 2014

Rating: 1

Beautiful little game, seriously

Solarmax 2

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Jun. 22, 2014

Rating: 0

Zephyrdragoon, to win you must conquer the red. You didn't win. Both lost

AdVenture Capitalist

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Jun. 21, 2014

Rating: 2

it gets to the point where everything except the oil company does 1% of the profit

Epic Boss Fighter

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Jun. 20, 2014

Rating: 1

i don't think that someone can just kill 58,494 bosses consecutively in endless insane mode. the top one is 114.

Snail

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Jun. 18, 2014

Rating: 3

I put a small weight in the right arrow and got away. 5/5.

No Time To Explain

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Jun. 18, 2014

Rating: -2

This is probably the easiest medium badge ever

ELEPHANT RAVE

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Jun. 18, 2014

Rating: 0

I think that probably the badges in the epic quest are double the hardness of a normal badge of that difficulty, but Greg thought it was funny to give less points for them.

Curl Up and Fly!

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Jun. 17, 2014

Rating: 0

I just kept spamming the Free cookies button untill my computer died

Dead Drunk 1.9

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Jun. 16, 2014

Rating: 2

Oh cool he can still drink while unconsious.

Raze 2

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Jun. 14, 2014

Rating: 1

There definitively needs to be an upgrade of the Teammates' Ai, or maybe, as a commander (alien) Giving orders to the teammates

Knightmare Tower

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Jun. 13, 2014

Rating: 3

It's incredible how high the non-winged monsters have to jump, huh?

ShellShock Live 2

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Jun. 13, 2014

Rating: 358

Imagine: 1. A minigame of shell shock live 2 with bots/Or a firing range so you can play shellshock live 2 whilist playing shell shock live 2 ...dead 2. A Campaign mode. Or a singleplayer thing for Training, with Small xp rewards.

Knightmare Tower

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Jun. 12, 2014

Rating: 6

I think i found a thing: I was randomly playing which the lamest launch possible, i wanted to suicide and when i died a bunch of trollfaces and music went out.

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