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Civilizations Wars	Jul. 12, 2014 Rating: 6 Does anyone else think the intro sequence is just plain awesome?
1066	Jul. 09, 2014 Rating: -1 Needs badges
DuckLife 4	Mar. 16, 2014 Rating: 3 This game is the ugly duckling of the DuckLife series.
Once Upon A Life	Mar. 11, 2014 Rating: 1 games like this stir up some powerful feels.
A small talk at the back of beyond	Feb. 27, 2014 Rating: 1 I felt scared when I was wondering what was going on. Then I felt sad when i realized I was going to die. And I felt myself tearing up at the ending, when it was (SPOILER ALERT) just me and the computer flying into the red giant. This is one of just a few games that have really made me feel...something. I wish there was a button to give a rating of 6/5.
Give Up	Feb. 18, 2014 Rating: 0 The eye is telling the truth-if you hit the give up button, you really do win. Also, I just bought the Brooklyn Bridge.
Sushi Cat The Honeymoon	Dec. 25, 2013 Rating: 3 "Oh, if only all my problems could be solved by eating more"...said every American ever.
L.I.F.E.	Dec. 08, 2013 Rating: 2 Can the devs please, PLEASE tell us what the music at the end is? Trying to deal with the feels, still.
L.I.F.E.	Dec. 06, 2013 Rating: 1 The ending...those feels.
Earn to Die 2012: Part 2	Dec. 06, 2013 Rating: 0 Anyone think the 1st level is too hard?
Mini Commando	Nov. 27, 2013 Rating: -12 Question: why would the Nazis knock out the guy, arrest his family, and leave him lying there? Remember, the Nazis weren't just anti-semitic, they were also racist, sexist, pigs. And yet, they see the family as too much of a threat to let them free, but the guy is "harmless."
Pandemic 2	Nov. 17, 2013 Rating: 6 Starts game looks at location reads "disease arrives in Madagascar" AAAAWWWWWW YEAH!
Treadmillasaurus Rex	Nov. 04, 2013 Rating: 0 game is a bit too hard.
Innkeeper	Oct. 17, 2013 Rating: 4 I feel so sorry for the guy whose dream was to be an astronaut. "When he was young, he wanted to become an astronaut after watching a broadcast of the moon landing. That dream was immediately cut short after their father died while he was in Grade 4. He stopped his studies and instead took up several jobs so that the family can survive." The guy saw his dreams crushed in Grade 4. Those feels. Just....those feels.
Earn to Die 2012	Sep. 07, 2013 Rating: -8 "OMG! ZOMBIES!" drives off to side, goes around zombies. doesn't even think about driving straight at them U MAD BRO?
Game of Thrones Ascent	Jul. 15, 2013 Rating: -18 Yes! Badges added!
Sushi Cat	Jul. 06, 2013 Rating: -11 If getting fat could solve every problem, just think of the amazing feats Americans could perform. (Lol, we're completely screwed. In ten years, the army will have to start accepting fat f**ks, because there'll be nobody else.)
New Star Soccer	Jun. 30, 2013 Rating: 0 Funny how the fans are mad at you after a loss, instead of being mad at the goalkeeper and the defense, who play like a bunch of 5-year-olds.
Strike Force Heroes	May. 21, 2013 Rating: 22 I love how the leader is so concerned about his men, and says "It's just a flesh wound, shrug it off."
Johnny Rocketfingers 2	May. 15, 2013 Rating: 3 So the alligator just waits for about a minute while you work on the panel?

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