DavidOrtiz34's Comments

Does anyone else think the intro sequence is just plain awesome?

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This game is the ugly duckling of the DuckLife series.

games like this stir up some powerful feels.

I felt scared when I was wondering what was going on. Then I felt sad when i realized I was going to die. And I felt myself tearing up at the ending, when it was (SPOILER ALERT) just me and the computer flying into the red giant. This is one of just a few games that have really made me feel...something. I wish there was a button to give a rating of 6/5.

The eye is telling the truth-if you hit the give up button, you really do win. Also, I just bought the Brooklyn Bridge.

"Oh, if only all my problems could be solved by eating more"...said every American ever.

Can the devs please, PLEASE tell us what the music at the end is? Trying to deal with the feels, still.

The ending...those feels.

Anyone think the 1st level is too hard?

Question: why would the Nazis knock out the guy, arrest his family, and leave him lying there? Remember, the Nazis weren't just anti-semitic, they were also racist, sexist, pigs. And yet, they see the family as too much of a threat to let them free, but the guy is "harmless."

*Starts game* *looks at location* *reads "disease arrives in Madagascar"* AAAAWWWWWW YEAH!

game is a bit too hard.

I feel so sorry for the guy whose dream was to be an astronaut. "When he was young, he wanted to become an astronaut after watching a broadcast of the moon landing. That dream was immediately cut short after their father died while he was in Grade 4. He stopped his studies and instead took up several jobs so that the family can survive." The guy saw his dreams crushed in Grade 4. Those feels. Just....those feels.

"OMG! ZOMBIES!" *drives off to side, goes around zombies. doesn't even think about driving straight at them* U MAD BRO?

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If getting fat could solve every problem, just think of the amazing feats Americans could perform. (Lol, we're completely screwed. In ten years, the army will have to start accepting fat f**ks, because there'll be nobody else.)

Funny how the fans are mad at you after a loss, instead of being mad at the goalkeeper and the defense, who play like a bunch of 5-year-olds.

I love how the leader is so concerned about his men, and says "It's just a flesh wound, shrug it off."

So the alligator just waits for about a minute while you work on the panel?