DeadlyHero's Comments

Every one of these monsters could probably walk to Mordor.

Impossibly Difficult Protection Mechanisms Ahead, Do Not Exit or Rist Immediate Death. Death Can Occur.

"Nice Moves, Chief" It's Cortana. Knew it.

And the Austrailians are down here like "WTF, Mate?".

End of day 19. Money Collected: $782.25 Highest Elevation: x62.83 Run Time: x110.6 Total: $5,435,940.20 EPIC WIN.

Look in the background on level 23... there's Master Chief and Spongebob Squarepants square dancing on the island wearing afros.

I'm not sick of Spartan jokes yet.

On level 74, right before you approach the citadel, you partner will tell you that it is, indeed, a trap. Go into the woods to avoid the archers, and when the ninjas jump down, cast shoopusmahwhoopus and fire your lazor. Then rush up to the castle, screaming the code phrase "Leeroy, you are stupid as hell" and use the little boy as a battering ram to break down the castle walls. Then use 'Ultimate Death Mega Blast' and you should have Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Billie Mays now fighting on your team. The enemy knights will then all pull out shotguns and blast their own brains out. Then you can proceed to the inner sanctum and retrieve you pants.

Matt: Kill em with fire and AIDS Matt: BOOM HEADSHOT lolcakes

Yes, Enfold. The Slave is Firin' his lazorz.

This must be Pedobear's cousin... FRENCHOBEAR.

This comment is playing Tetris.

LOL Tom Fulp is FIRIN HIS LAZOR.

Did I say 10? I meant OVER 9000 LEVELS.

You are a Slam-Dancing Bastard who likes to Forgive Ringtails... Interesting.

This comment is currently in Sparta kicking Persians.

Bloodharp has a point, but that's just how people picture them usually. And for anyone who doesn't get the joke behind the last achievement, look up 'I'm on a boat' on YouTube.

O.o I liked the stork story better...

Camera- Short and sweet. Bio-reading- Really, longer than it had to be. Power Core- The only ending worth any work; and work you will!!!

The credits really Cheesed up my day.