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Legend of Pandora

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Jan. 09, 2013

Rating: -5

"DERP this game sucks DERP" Then why does it still have a 3.48 rating??? Do you understand how a RATING system works? Why do Kongers flock to retardations like 12yo Star Wars prequel fanboys with an extra chromosome flock to JarJar Binks and that terrible plot line? Clones V Robots??? Why does anyone give a crap about the war then? Why does Anakin fly off to save one random clone?? Why does Anakin lose when Obi has the high ground, but Obi wins when Darth Maul has the high ground?? This game and your comments + it's rating = Star Wars Ep I-III = no Friggin sense. You people are dumb, believe in Consumerism.

Musaic Box

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Jan. 03, 2013

Rating: 0

Yeah... hello Dr. Brain puzzle, we meet again. This time it isn't cavemen, and the puzzles aren't as hard, but an it was fun to see someone replicate an idea from a time where games instilled positive thoughts and encouraged young minds to actually think. Back then, all games had riddles and puzzles, there were no walkthroughs, and you had to do more than just spam a button 1,000,000 times to win. A beautiful homage to a not so old man's nostalgia. Thank you, developers, for making this game. Thank you, Kong, for decent badges to make up for a few of these other AN event games. Starting out 2013, on a more positive "note."

Icycle

Play Icycle

Dec. 26, 2012

Rating: 4

This game f*cking sucks...

Berzerk Ball 2

Play Berzerk Ball 2

Dec. 22, 2012

Rating: 5

Games like this used to be fun...

Escape the Red Giant

Play Escape the Red Giant

Dec. 21, 2012

Rating: -13

DERR I outran da sun, by jumping off da asteroyeds and stuff. DERP Gimme 100 kreds please now how can u not spika enrish?

Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST

Play Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST

Nov. 24, 2012

Rating: 10

It should have a "hurry the F*ck up" button. Yes I wanted to see an avatar, did I want to watch it get drawn in real time? No.

Takeover

Play Takeover

Nov. 04, 2012

Rating: 1

5:32 on last mission... Why do troops have to attack the stupid ogres?

Takeover

Play Takeover

Nov. 04, 2012

Rating: 2

Please tell me how it's possible to beat level 7 of the Ice campaign? We get two armies max, you can't attack anything but the magic tower while the enemy can afford 10 troops in a row at the start of the game. Was cruising for the hard badge until this level. It's honestly changed my opinion of this game from a 5/5 to a 3/5 (due to already listed problems: army control, lack of retreat, no was to disband troops who are weak/far away.)

Fairway Solitaire

Play Fairway Solitaire

Nov. 03, 2012

Rating: 2

The badge isn't that hard... If anything save up clubs for the later levels, be patient and count out your moves.

Rogue Soul

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Oct. 19, 2012

Rating: -1

Also, a prime example of why you shouldn't have only your friends test your games... "OMG this is the best game ever!" "Seriously, don't fix anything."

Rogue Soul

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Oct. 19, 2012

Rating: -1

KF5AQX.... Those ideas? ... Yikes. Awful. How about just adding the option to buy parachutes, daggers. Or maybe just not set up the map and enemies to the point where death is eminent... Better possible upgrades, making double jump permanent, some type of slow motion, maybe a little more leeway with timing jumps and hitting platforms (as opposed to landing on them).. A better game, i dunno

Rogue Soul

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Oct. 19, 2012

Rating: -9

This game is a straight dick. FU*K the badges I give up

Rogue Soul

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Oct. 19, 2012

Rating: 0

First 5 minutes, cool game 4/5... next 25 minutes, holy shit why am I still playing this broke ass game 1/5. P.S. That's not tackling, that's sliding... At least in terms of real sports.

Papa's Wingeria

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Oct. 12, 2012

Rating: 5

Play Papa's Wingeria, go to custom character, pick Skin color 5, eye type 5, eye look 7, mouth look 4, hair color 2, hair 11, facial hair 2, and no extras. Make your name Africa... This game is about chicken wings, with a subtle subtext of racism.

Infectonator 2

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Oct. 07, 2012

Rating: 2

Being able to change hotkeys would be nice for us right-handed folks with laptops... Makes it way too hard to beat later levels that require well timed and placed attacks without them. Other than that great game. 4/5

Deep Sleep

Play Deep Sleep

Oct. 05, 2012

Rating: 8

Also, stop spoiling the game for other people by ruining the "scare parts"... Giving a play by play of what you did (what everyone has to do) for such a short game and ending it with "lol" is completely moronic, how does that get voted up?

Deep Sleep

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Oct. 05, 2012

Rating: 1

The golden statue, and "lucky piece of coal" are two Easter eggs to classic Point-and-click adventure types. The scale may be also, but at very least it is like the windows in the game. You click and get a description or comment, that's how these games work. They are not metaphors, you aren't deep. 5/5 AWESOME game dude! I'm all tingly...

Berserk: The Cataclysm

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Sep. 29, 2012

Rating: 1

Truly sad, I feel like it had (has?) potential to be fun even for a tcg...

Berserk: The Cataclysm

Play Berserk: The Cataclysm

Sep. 29, 2012

Rating: 4

TCGs are all about the actual playing of cards... By taking the battles out of our hand, they've just given us a shell of a game.

Developer response from bytex

The main idea of this game is to build right deck to overcome the opponent in spite of contingencies.

Berserk: The Cataclysm

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Sep. 29, 2012

Rating: 4

As for the game? Haha, seriously? I've always been an rather avid badge hunter, until now. Pay to play... Pay to play this? I feels like its not even a Beta phase. The design, graphics, and gameplay feels like the developers stumbled upon an old tcg from the dail-up days and passed it off as new. 0/5... I don't even want the point, just the badges.

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