DeathToNoobs

I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader. I’m a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in women’s room for number 2.

I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing…

Favorite song:
Oompa loompa, doompadee dawesome, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom.