DemonoidPhenom's Comments

Basic upgrades seem to randomly reset for the first few scratches after cashing in loyalty

I was today years old when I learned double clicking a combinable item puts it in the crafting grid. No more drag and drop!

If I select the option to hide maxed out contracts, could the developers please make the remaining contracts collapse to the bottom of the list? Scrolling through mostly blank space gets tedious after a while.

Okay am I just not paying attention, because what do the inventory items do? I don't think I'm seeing any changes to my cube damage or collection and I theoretically have an attack power of 51.5Qi

This is the first game that has actually forced me to take notes. Bravo 5/5

Day 1: A knight came along to court my daughter. I, of course, refused. My daughter only deserves the best in this world. Then, the knight had the audacity to begin bashing his guitar against the castle walls! I threw a few gold coins at him to make him go away, and it seemed to work. Glad that's over. Day 2: The knight came back, this time with a metal pipe, and continued to assail my castle. I shall attempt to bribe him once more. Day 4: He won't stop! No matter how much gold or jewels I throw, he persists! Why? Why does he torment me? Day 7: The knight returned...atop a curious wooden board with wheels lashed to the underside. What sorcery is at hand here, that supplies him with such tireless energy and such outlandish contraptions? I shall drive him away if I have to throw the entire royal coffers at him! Day 10: the KniGht...nO Legs, JUts a wHEEl...haVenT SlEPt...dAyS? WEEks? dunt knOW AnyYmore...TAke her...TakE my DaAUGhter...PlEAse, LEVaE me be...

I haven't been this desperate for a sequel since I finished Sonny 2 FIVE YEARS AGO!. Want ep 2 sooooo bad!

what determines how fast you gain angel investors? is it based on time, or amount of money made? and does the rate decrease the more investors you have?

Possible additional stats: Time played this 'reset', time played total, number of resets, highest number of Angel Investors gained during a reset, total number of businesses and upgrades purchased, as well as $/Hr

NOTE: You DO NOT need to buy the upgrades in the order they're presented in the tree. If you buy an upgrade further in, you are given the previous upgrade(s) for no extra cost.

Not sure what to call this game, so I will just call it 'Ellipsis Smile'.

Thought I could clear the camper...then the bastard jumped. Yeah, just keep eating my burgers...you won't be jumping for long.

Would love to be able to see full card stats during battle. Would make decisions based on speed and durability much easier. Also, a full card encyclopedia would be nice. Maybe add achievements based on how much of the list you complete.

EASY MONEY: Buy booster and booster upgrades early. DON'T USE BOOSTER DURING FLIGHT! Wait for the head section to run out of fuel, then use the booster to slow your decent. If you do it right, the head section will land on the ground, damaged, but intact. Then, a counter will come up, going 1, 2, 3, END. When the counter shows 3, use the booster to get slightly off the ground, a tap of W/up will do it, and the counter will restart, allowing you to extend your "flight" time. Got 1.6k first time I tried this. Then, buy money and armor upgrades, since you get a money bonus for how much of the rocket is intact after landing.

I say, excuse me Guildmaster of the Buccaneer's Guild. Now I know you are a truly evil man, have taken numerous cities by force, have destroyed our giant robot, and have murdered countless Enforcer squadrons in cold blood, but as part of a routine traffic stop, I must ask that you pull your great red land-boat to the side of the road and allow me to take a look in your cargo hold for any illegal goods. I know that we are the only people for several kilometers in any direction, and the only witness to my murder would be my horse, but I would still ask you let me in, just on the off chance that you aren't being evil today. And keep in mind, though I am but a single Enforcer, and you outnumber me five to one, should I find the barest whiff of illegal spirits, I'll confiscate the whole lot, fine you, giving you absolutely no chance to retaliate.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Two words: AUTO SAVE!

I would love to live in a place where old boots go for 47 bucks. I could be sitting on a fortune.

I saw a guest say, "I had a colonoscopy once." Why do I need to know that?

I love that this game doesn't just arbitrarily assign a star rating at the end of a round. It actually explains why you lose stars.