DeziDouglas64

Well I came into this beautiful planet on an asteroid going 1,000 miles an hour. kind of like Superman, except ya know… I’m cooler. Then a group of ninjas found me and trained me in the art of Martial Arts. As I grew up I realized I was the most awesomest ninja girl in the whole dang place so I decided to kill the master and take over. It wasn’t easy, but I soon beat him in a death match… to the death. Obviously I soon had to leave and explore the world. Unfortunately a sand storm caught me and I was stranded in the middle of nowhere. my luck changed and a group of Talibans found me. I couldn’t understand them, but they sent me to America to do something. I gave up on that mission when I saw a computer for the first time.
And that’s how I got here, playing on Kongregate.