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Doodieman Bazooka

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Oct. 30, 2016

Rating: 3

I do enjoy the intellectual stimulation that abounds on this site

The Last Door - Chapter 1: The Letter

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Jun. 30, 2013

Rating: 4

While I enjoyed this game tremendously, there are certain silly things that pop into my head one day after finishing it. For instance, why does a hairpin work to open a stuck door but a crowbar doesn't? And who keeps a knife walled off in the cellar but not in the kitchen drawers? This doesn't necessarily make for a bad game, just an odd one.

Falling Elephants

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Apr. 30, 2013

Rating: -2

Have you guys ever heard of Dr. Mario?

Boomshine

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Dec. 28, 2012

Rating: 2

After multiple attempts on level 12, my finger slipped on my mousepad, setting off a chain reaction that netted me my 55. Hooray for entropy!

Tower of Heaven

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Dec. 15, 2012

Rating: -14

This game is atrociously unplayable. Horrible controls. I don't care if the music is cool, or if it's got some philosophical insight at the end, or if it does a great job of capturing that retro feel. The mona lisa is a great work of art and also would be a terrible game. If I can't move my guy where I want him to move, it's a crap game, plain and simple. 0/5

Skyrama

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Nov. 19, 2012

Rating: -9

Fun geography trivia: This game is obviously made in China, because it doesn't recognize Taiwan!

Legend of Pandora

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Oct. 07, 2012

Rating: -2

Zelda with grinding

Berserk: The Cataclysm

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Sep. 28, 2012

Rating: 8

It's always a bad sign when reading everyone's hilarious comments about the game is more fun than playing it.

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