Dieterich4's Comments

I'm going to start a chain of resturants based on these games. First I'm going to pick some random town have some ridiculous contest to find a person worthy of working the minimum wage job. No matter how busy my resturants get i will only have 1 person work at a time. I'll put over complicated machines in my resturant that require my employee to have good twitch reflexes to get the best ice cream. Then if my employee does well I'll give him a meaningless promothion with a nicer title but no additional pay. I am so gonna be rich

Top scientist: "Today a study conducted by 37 of the world's top scientists from around the globe conducted a study called treadmillasaurus rex. We cloned a T-rex from DNA found on fossils. I am proud to say it was a huge succes we had a T rex run on a treadmill for over 3 days straight while dropping spikes on it and moving lazers slowly closer to it. The experiment cost roughly 5.8 trillion dollars." Media: "... WTF!!!!" Peta: "yalls goin ta jail"

vote up if you shot the green one after it said i shouldn't shoot the green one lol

i kinda miss the arrows from the first 2 yet with each new one epic war continues to get better :)

I hate it when people sell out like this even if it is in favor of kong (which this is not so its even worse)

so just lemme get this straight lamas can jump in mid air but they can't jump on snow? 5/5 by the way

a multiplayer would be pretty cool although sorta difficult since most maps favor one or the other person

wow i juest realized 16 trys ment i spend 16 minutes with this lol

16 trys

i won't argue that everybody in teh world speaks english but primarily i'd say over 90% of people on this site probably speak some form of english and this should be considered when writing descriptions and instructions

not very good

it pains my heart when one of the top comments is "BADGES!!!" and constructive comments about the game get pushed off

It seems like all the small multiplayer games havce the same trouble they havce no single player version to attract players example: nobody wants to play a multiplayer with no players so they rate it worse than they otherwise would have a single player would attract people to the game and get it better ratings and more attentioin possibly even badges or a day or two on the home padge

play this game on candy stand to get free and exclusive tanks or play this game on kongregate the site that made this game what it is today and get less features

NNNNNNOOOOOOO how could the mighty girrafe be beaten to space by a mear walrus this cannot be FOR THE MOTHERLAND!! but basicly this game is awesome

is it wrong to just drop them randomly andhope froe the best?

lol on level two i tryed to put the square ontop of the triangle this game is perfect for me

the average boy scout troop has more fire power than Earth's only defense

The music isn't that bad but it would be nice to have a sound effect when hit also some powerups and a weapon for the ship or something since whether its the case or not at this point it just seams like a shootorial but u couldn't figure out how to add a weapon but its acualy pretty good for a first attempt i give it a solid 3/5

Today on Cnn the recent mishaps with an incredible dangerous roller coaster have bean traced back to none other than the Mafia who seams to have both roller coaster desingers and safety inspectors in its ranks its still unclear why the park decided to put this attraction up though stay tooned for more.