I FINALLY got the impossible badge. Humanity didn't see it coming, and they were gone in 86 days. Then, I noticed I wasn't logged into Kongregate. I don't think I've ever screamed so loud in my life.
Madagascar surgeon: Mr. President! We are taking heavy losses from widespread bacteria and parasites! Thousands are dead and the body count is rising faster than we can track!
Madagascar president: Meh. We'll be all right.
2nd MR: Mr. President, some homeless guy in Cuba just sneezed!
President: WHAT!!!!!???????