DividedByZero

I was born in the small village of Clevelantis. I was raised there by the Harlem Globetrotters, who taught me the secrets of winning at basketball. From there I moved on to discover the Holy Grail and Elvis in underground caves along the shores of Lake Superior, along with the Dread Pirate Roberts. After living with him for years, he revealed that he was not in fact the actual Dread Pirate Roberts and passed the title along to me. After discovering the universal cure for all diseases known to mankind, I acquired my HAM Radio license. Towards the end of my life I finally discovered Montezuma’s underground burial site and inherited all of his gold, which I spent on millions of stocks in Beanie Babies. I died penniless years later.