After almost completing the game I was feeling pretty good... until I destroyed a fleet of pirates and found a wedding ring. I've just killed a married pirate, who has a pirate wife and probably little pirate kids. I can't handle the guilt anymore and have now resorted to bootlegging rum in an attempt to distract me from my heinous actions. If you're reading this don't follow the same path as I did.
Dodo 2013
@Lightningbro I agree with your insect theory. For a metal bodied creature to be made by natural selection it would have to be one with and exo-skeleton.