DontFeedSquirrel's Comments

Game comments and reviews

Code Monkey Tycoon

Mar. 15, 2015

1

Huh. Ubisoft was right. I put out 100 terrible games and it was more profitable than making 1 great game.

CS Portable

Mar. 05, 2015

-4

Runs at about 15 FPS on a GTX 980 and an Intel Core i7-5960x. Yeah, I think a bit of optimization would help.

Tangerine Tycoon

Feb. 15, 2015

2

Tangerine/5

1

This is just Progress Quest, but with less important content and more meaningless, trivial stuff added to it to make it look pretty.

Soccer Physics

Jul. 30, 2014

-18

Don't play unless you have a friend to play with. The AI knows exactly when to jump to get it into your goal 100% of the time. I seriously spent hours on endless mode and got 734-0 in the AI's favor.

Run 3

Jun. 27, 2014

-5

I don't really like the Run games. Very few of the deaths feel like they were my fault, that I could have done it differently to survive, instead they feel unfair, caused by nothing but the poor level design forcing me down a certain path. All of the "difficult" levels require nothing but trial and error to find a path without impassable pits, while the far and few fair levels are actually quite exhilarating.

Developer Reply

As a general rule, if you are currently on solid ground, there is a way to beat the level from where you are. None of the levels become unwinnable just because you were forced down one path instead of another. This is true regardless of character, and the only exceptions would be if you dislodged too many crumbling tiles too early (and usually not even then).

Game Developer Sim

Jun. 25, 2014

1

In the description, it says "Ten minutes of joy, followed by hours of frustration and boredom." Is that ten minutes when you make the game? Because if it is, that may be the source of your problem.

Dojo of Death

Jun. 24, 2014

1

At some point the room gets so thick with ninjas that you can't miss when you click. This isn't necessarily harder, it's actually quite a bit easier.

Dojo of Death

Jun. 23, 2014

2

I feel like Neo with a sword.

My Friend Pedro

Jun. 20, 2014

0

This game needs an achievement for completing it with only the knife. You can do some pretty crazy kills with the knife.

UPGRADE COMPLETE!

May. 18, 2014

-6

I ran into a bug where when you would press play all of your ship's weapons would disappear, and rebuying them would be pointless because they would disappear again every time. 1/5.

Dead Zed 2

May. 18, 2014

0

Maybe survivors with higher combat stats could raise survival chances if your search party is spotted. Having one of my search party members die every day is really annoying.

Indie Game Dev Simulator

Apr. 20, 2014

1

You should add the option to continue after the year is over. And possibly more upgrades. You could have a good incremental game going here.

1

My level 13 is also stuck fighting a pair of dreadful telekinetic zombies.

The Mine

Mar. 23, 2014

1

I jumped while the elevator was going down and I got stuck on top of the elevator. Physics.

Game Corp

Mar. 11, 2014

4

My game company, Pre-production phase of a medium project- "Hey, Tim! Me and the other guys had this awesome idea while you were away! It's where-" "Nope! Scrap it! We can't use it because I was eating while you had the idea."

1

My level 13 cleric got stuck! WHY!?

Corporation Inc.

Feb. 23, 2014

0

"moar catz" cheatX50 plus "catzilla" cheat. Just try it. I dare you.

Coinbox Hero

Feb. 17, 2014

-2

I wish I had the self control the guys behind the counter did.

3

I am determined to reach level 15. No matter how long it takes.