(beginning)ahhh such a nice relaxing game
(5 seconds in)cool the lights change
(10 seconds in) well this is really boring
(20 seconds in) HOLY MARY MOTHER OF THELITTLE DONKEY how many balls is that.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Woman:Shit a bug call the exterminater
(Exterminater shows up with !£$& loads of weapons) Hi my names bob i'll get those bugs.....
5minutes later
woman: was the nuke really nescessary
Exterminater: Look im sorry for the house but get over it
(the bug died)
About 453 million years ago a planetiod called ulga hit the earth it had a radius of 200miles and wiped out over 100,000 species.....
HOW THE F*** ARE WE STILL ALIVE.
Cimbed up the montain got to the ladder that u jump of earlier on then fell
did it again and fell
did it again and fell
fell again
fell again got up the ladder right key got stuck fell again
I GIVE UP