Doopliss

Oh… what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
Can’t get enough of it (Beer!)
How we really love it (Beer!)
Makes me think I’m a man (Beer!)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)
But I’d rather chug it (Beer!)
Got my belly up to here (Beer!)
I could not refuse a (Beer!)
I could really use a beer, beer, beer

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

I can’t remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)
That’s my son the drunken manly stud
I’m proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
No, I’ll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)

Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink till you’re fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it’s good for you
We like to drink till we spew! Ew!
Who cares if we get fat?
I’ll drink to that

As we sing once more…

What is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
Can’t get enough of it (Beer!)
How we really love it (Beer!)
Makes me think I’m a man (Beer!)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)
But I’d rather chug it (Beer!)
Got my belly up to here (Beer!)
Golly, I adore it! (Beer!)
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer!)
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!! (BURP!)