Doosh's Comments

; ( I never got to get the rank of quaestor.

USE THE UP AND DOWN ARROW KEYS TO SHOW OR HIDE YOUR SCORE. "YEAH, I KNOW. I JUST COULDN'T FIND A METAPHORICAL OR AMBIGUOUS WAY TO SAY THAT ONE."

wtf, the box fell behind the worker and he was force pushing it

is that politician george w bush?

ironic... my last element was war

mechanism + sex = censored lol

imagine if your whole cake was standing on a cupcake.

i'm scarin' people with a vuvuzela!

where do all these turtles come from

Hide yo members, Hide yo Hosts, and Hide yo Honor coz there's a war comin'.

This game is actually very challenging for a lot of players (even though I did get 270K on first try...) and I think they should change the effects within the game. Sometimes the large colorful explosions will make your eye wander, causing you to die a few times.

In Soviet Russia, Nerd beat hell out of you!

isnt his butt going to be burned?

Popo's gun = Giant Vuvuzela of Doom

I cant get out of endless defense...

it's kinda hard to see the stairs through levels 20-39

wtf, how does a boy have abs

And btw, here's the basic story on Wikipedia- "The most famous story in which Orpheus figures is that of his wife Eurydice (also known as Agriope). While walking among her people, the Cicones, in tall grass at her wedding, Eurydice ran into a nest of snakes which bit her fatally on her heel. Distraught, Orpheus played such sad songs and sang so mournfully that all the nymphs and gods wept. On their advice, Orpheus traveled to the underworld and by his music softened the hearts of Hades and Persephone (he was the only person ever to do so), who agreed to allow Eurydice to return with him to earth on one condition: he should walk in front of her and not look back until they both had reached the upper world. He set off with Eurydice following and in his anxiety as soon as he reached the upper world he turned to look at her, forgetting that both needed to be in the upper world, and she vanished for the second time, but now forever."

lol, i kept on looking back

For a pixel game, the graphics are pretty good