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Burrito Bison

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 0

Words cannot describe how much do I hate gummy bears right now.

ImmorTall

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Feb. 26, 2010

Rating: 0

@Uberfail666: Your name serves you right. You block just by taking the hits instead of letting the people being shot - the point is to block the bullets from hitting the people, not you.

Stonepunk

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Feb. 23, 2010

Rating: 0

Are you people really complaining about not knowing what to do in this game? Games like this have been done to death, how can you still not get it? 1. Mouse for the catapult, 2. W and A for moving up and down while on the ground to get stuff and avoid obstacles, 3. spacebar for using the rodent (ground), the pterodactyl (air) and the turtle (water), 4. jump as far as you can, 5. buy upgrades, 6. repeat. Seriously, this is like complaining about not knowing to do in checkers! As far as the game goes, 3 stars for the good ol' addicting jump/throw game, which in this case could've been done with better controls, graphics and overall gameplay.

VVVVVV Demo

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Feb. 22, 2010

Rating: 0

I was always under the impression that Kongregate was about the community - developers creating free, original and fun games for players who appreciated their work by encouraging them to make more (and possibly gave the developers the courage they needed to start making a living out of creating games). But once there are demo versions creeping on a site like Kongregate, you just know something is going wrong. This is just not how it's supposed to be, I'm sure there is a lot of sites dedicated to shareware games. Kongregate just shouldn't be one of them.

Toy Tales

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Feb. 18, 2010

Rating: 0

Very nice game, good looking, good idea, great gameplay - but I have to agree with the comments below, the AI seems to be totally random, no matter which difficulty option the player chooses. Easy, medium or hard didn't really matter for me, the opponents still acted like retards one turn, and in the next, they turned into unbeatable masterminds. Except for the AI, cool game. 4/5 it is.

Cave Swimming

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Feb. 15, 2010

Rating: 8

@toonycj: Take it easy, man, I finished the game, too, the camera was just the first frustrating thing that came to my attention. Honestly, the thing with me crashing without actually hitting anything, and the fact that the caves are randomly generated, resulting in me sometimes finding a literally impassable point, bugged me more than the stupid camera, I just threw it there as an example.

Cave Swimming

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Feb. 15, 2010

Rating: -2

Good concept, but poorly executed - there is a fine line between a challenging and a frustrating game. Unfortunately, this game has too many flaws (from the extremely heavy camera to the fact that in the last level I "crashed" at 2715m while the guy didn't even actually touch the walls) to be challenging - it just becomes frustrating after a while. 2/5 for a good idea.

Defend your Honor!

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Jan. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

This needs badges, more maps, freeplay mode, and a sequel! 5/5!

Einstein's Riddle

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Jan. 04, 2010

Rating: 0

Seriously? What kind of a dumbass do you have to be to post the solution to the comments here? It's THE EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE, ffs, the most famous riddle in the history, you can get the f*cking solution on google in like 5 seconds if you want to, and most people have done this riddle a few times before, anyway, so they pretty much remember what's where, but the fact that you can't look at the comments if you don't want to spoil the game for yourself is seriously pissing me off.

Red Ball 2

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Oct. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

Lozai, there is a mute button of course. Just click the "Menu" button in the lower right corner and turn off Sound FX and Music. What's so difficult about that? And what's with the tons of people complaining about the difficulty of the game? I admit it's pretty frustrating from level 15 on, but 1-14? Difficult? Are you kidding?

Time Kufc

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Oct. 01, 2009

Rating: 1

Awesome game. Just brilliant. But we all know that 90 % of the people out there will never get the point of this game, because the only games they understand are "uber leet zombie massacre slasher brutal gore balls-to-the-wall awesome" games with the ultimate goal of killing everything in sight. Therefore this game and lots of other brilliant, original games, are doomed to a 3.xx rating and comments like "omg wtf iz dis shyt me no undastend". Too bad. I loved it, 5/5.

The Last Stand 2

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Nov. 20, 2008

Rating: 0

YAYitsAndrew: Why? I'm a leftie too and I don't have a problem (don't need to have that special mouse + keyboard made for lefties :-P)... 5 stars.

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