I am NOT a lance used for killing Dragons.
I am Everlovely’s weapon when she rides her EPIC MOUNT, PyroDragon. Please note that a DragonLance is different than a regular lance in a few key ways. (1) A regular lance is used on horseback, a DragonLance is used while riding a Dragon. (2) A DragonLance is about 3 to 5 times the length of a regular lance. (3) A DragonLance is made of space-age heat-dissipating metal alloys, and is coated with a film of an asbestos-Teflon mix, for fire-proofing, and to keep charred bits of pplz from sticking to it.
Family Tree: DebraPants+TaoJoe=sunnygrlrox and DragonLance
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